Oh, a meme. The indignity.

[davywavy]

Busier than expected this morning, so I thought I'd hand you all an opportunity on a plate*: I would like anyone and everyone who reads this to post in here something they would like to do with me someday.

Then post this in your journal to find out what people want to do with you.

<sup>* I swear, I couldn't make it any worse for myself if I painted a target on my back, could I?

[EDIT: I have turned off IP logging.]</sup>

Comments

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I mean...I might have made a rod for my own back by posting this, but I'm not stupid.

Or am I?

Hmn.

[rosamicula.livejournal.com]

All the answers are pretty tame thus far. I bet you are disappointed - everyone seems to have responded to your cuddly uncle Brian Blessed persona.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

My own fault for disallowing anonymous comments, I suppose. I'm now allowing them again.

[hiromasaki.livejournal.com]

cygny seems to have taken the R-rated route. So not everyone is cuddly.

And what's cuddly about Spinal Tap?

[rosamicula.livejournal.com]

And just how picky are you?

[hiromasaki.livejournal.com]

Who said I was picky?

[rosamicula.livejournal.com]

Me. WHat are you gonna do about it? Hmm?

[hiromasaki.livejournal.com]

I'm just trying to figure out what it is that I'm supposed to be picky about.

[rosamicula.livejournal.com]

Picking out the one R rated response when I was teasing Davy about how tame they all were (he only did it to get girls on his f-list to flirt with him;).

I was only teasing... I like men who are easily confused.

[cygny.livejournal.com]

Yeah, was also disappointed, and didn't want to be one of many ;)

[rosamicula.livejournal.com]

You're the only one who wants to abuse his body - but believe me you won't have to spend any money on beer to do that.

[cygny.livejournal.com]

Who said anything about abusing his body? Anyway, thanks for the tip ;)

[rosamicula.livejournal.com]

Any time I can be of help;).

[rosamicula.livejournal.com]

Besides, NO ONE would want to abuse his mind;)

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Obviously not; it's superiority is obvoius to even the meanest of intellects. Such as yours.

[rosamicula.livejournal.com]

I am mean with my intellect, which is why I would not squander it on you.

I wouldn't use obvious and obviously in the same sentence either. I'll buy you a thesaurus for Christmas.

[cygny.livejournal.com]

No, I agree, he does a pretty good job at that himself :P

[rosamicula.livejournal.com]

I am sure he indulges in all manner of self-abuse.

[cygny.livejournal.com]

And then blames it on us if any of it backfires, yes.

[arralethe.livejournal.com]

And we're on a "There's Something About Mary" theme now I notice...

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Okay, ladies, break it up now, break it up.