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Whilst out dining with [livejournal.com profile] cryx, [livejournal.com profile] winterthing, [livejournal.com profile] ksirafai, [livejournal.com profile] twicedead, [livejournal.com profile] barty, and [livejournal.com profile] pierot the other night I was reminded of an idea I had a couple of years ago for what I thought was a particularly amusing joke for IoD - it would also comprise the last ever (*sniff*) edition of 'Follower of Set'.

What I need is:

1) A Digital Camera
2) An attractive female willing to pose in her underwear so I can take photos.*
3) At least two helpers.
4) Someone with a page-layout and possibly photo-editing software.

Any takers? Details of what I have in mind are available on demand.

*Completely innocently, of course.**
** [livejournal.com profile] ksirafai declined on the basis that she doesn't have any nice undies. Anyone want to get a whip-round together?

Date: 2004-09-16 01:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tooth-fairy.livejournal.com
I'm not volunteering to strip down to my underwear (I look very scary) but I am interested to know what your plan is, do tell

Date: 2004-09-16 01:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
It'd spoil the surprise if I told. If I don't get any takers I'll tell.

Date: 2004-09-16 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ksirafai.livejournal.com
Anyone want to get a whip-round together?

Bad choice of phrase.

_Really_ bad choice of phrase.

;P

Date: 2004-09-16 01:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
And I didn't even see it until you pointed it out. My, I am slow today.

Date: 2004-09-16 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ksirafai.livejournal.com
...I don't want to know why I managed to find smut before you.

I blame the filing that's all I have to do today... :)

Date: 2004-09-16 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
I shall pass my smut-crown to you.

Date: 2004-09-16 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ksirafai.livejournal.com
Just entertain me instead. I have nothing to do at work today... BoredomPost may follow, if I can think of anything to say now my brain is turning into treacle. :)

Date: 2004-09-16 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ksirafai.livejournal.com
I feel occasionally bad about downloading programmes onto work computers, so not during the day, no. I have the sluggish evils of Hotmail and the occasional moments of creative brilliance that means I can get seventy-odd (and sometimes very odd) comments as a reply to a three line post, though...

Date: 2004-09-16 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
You need to one day learn that 'having breasts' does not necessarily equate to 'creative brilliance'.

Date: 2004-09-16 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ksirafai.livejournal.com
No one can see my breasts on LJ. Besides which, you claim to be unmoved by such petty concerns, and you argue happily in reaction to posts... :)

Though, to be fair, I'm not sure 'tell me about your characters' is creative brilliance. More pandering to the lowest common denominator... ;)

Date: 2004-09-16 02:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Lowest common denominator = cammies

I think we can agree on this one, anyway :)

Date: 2004-09-16 02:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ksirafai.livejournal.com
Very much. Nothing like knowing your audience to ensure a reaction. ;)

Date: 2004-09-16 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
you claim to be unmoved by such petty concerns, and you argue happily in reaction to posts

Curse you! You have discovered my true weakness!

Date: 2004-09-16 01:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lanfykins.livejournal.com
I have Paint Shop Pro 6 (I think) and Adobe Illustrator 8, if that's any help :)

Date: 2004-09-16 01:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
it may well be, thanks.

Date: 2004-09-16 02:24 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] taimatsu
I have photo-editing programs, and I'm not afraid to use them!

I don't know if I could as attractive. I have nice underwear, but I don't think I want to show it off to the Cam...

Date: 2004-09-16 02:24 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] taimatsu
s/could/count/ # Sorry!

Date: 2004-09-16 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inskauldrak.livejournal.com
I'll be a helper - sounds fun : )

Date: 2004-09-16 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
You'd have to be able to hold one end of a settee or similar piece of furniture over your head. That's the only requirement.

Date: 2004-09-16 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inskauldrak.livejournal.com
I can do that... what's the idea though, FoS saves the Cam from commie plot steal furniture?

Date: 2004-09-16 05:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Oh, no, much more fun than that.

Date: 2004-09-16 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vulgarcriminal.livejournal.com
I'll help! :)

Date: 2004-09-16 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
As in number 2 help, or number 3?

Date: 2004-09-16 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vulgarcriminal.livejournal.com
Either one, unless you find something better :D

Date: 2004-09-16 04:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Aw, shucks.

How could I find better? :p

Date: 2004-09-16 05:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vulgarcriminal.livejournal.com
hehehheheh, in that case, if a coinciding of times and places happens, I shall be there ;)

Date: 2004-09-16 05:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Have to start planning that trip to Manchester again. I was thinking of one weekend in November.

Date: 2004-09-16 06:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vulgarcriminal.livejournal.com
Excellent! :) We'll be gone the last two weekends of the month to go celebrate oppressing indigenous people in the motherland by eating lots and lots of turkey.

If you can't find any nubile young ladies south willing to down a pint of gin and show you their Vicky's Secrets, we'll have to organize something :D.

Date: 2004-09-16 06:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Okay, what do you say to the second weekend in Noember?

Date: 2004-09-16 06:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vulgarcriminal.livejournal.com
That sounds fabulous, dahling, fabulous.

You're booked :).

Date: 2004-09-16 05:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silver-blue.livejournal.com
Has anyone offered to lend you a digital camera yet? All becomes slightly redundant without that! :)

Date: 2004-09-16 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
not as such, no they haven't.

I suspect a camera will be easier to get than a scantily-clad girl.

Date: 2004-09-16 05:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ksirafai.livejournal.com
Just so's you're aware, I have both digital camera and selection of female entities at my house on Saturday. :P Batteries sadly not provided, for I am poor. ;)

Date: 2004-09-16 05:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Knowing what this is for, do you think any of them will be interested?

Date: 2004-09-16 05:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ksirafai.livejournal.com
Possibly; I think it largely depends on persuasion and alcohol... ;P

Nah, there's likely a couple who may accede to your request. Mebbe. :P

Date: 2004-09-16 05:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
So you're telling me there are women at your party who may well take thier clothes off if I ask nicely.

What time does it start, again?

Date: 2004-09-16 06:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ksirafai.livejournal.com
Whenever people turn up. :P Though if you arrive at nine in the morning, it's possible you'll get shooed onto the patio or pressganged into helping clear up. ;)

Date: 2004-09-16 06:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rosamicula.livejournal.com
Batteries? Jump leads and a younger man should do it.

Date: 2004-09-16 06:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ksirafai.livejournal.com
Depends on the female entities involved; and since I was referring to the camera, I'm not sure how useful the man would be... :P

Date: 2004-09-16 07:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rosamicula.livejournal.com
Men are seldom useful. I think Davy has almost no practical applications.

Date: 2004-09-16 07:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ksirafai.livejournal.com
He occasionally replies to my LJ and helps keep my comments:posts average up. *looks thoughtful*

Not sure there's _much_ else involved in the practical applications, but 'making someone look popular' is like a reason to exist...

:P

Date: 2004-09-16 07:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rosamicula.livejournal.com
What is it with you rp-ing types and your obsession with quantity? Quality is what counts you know. I'd rather have the interest of a few wits than a lot of fools.

which is my excuse for the exclusivity fo my friends list and the occasional paucity of comments

Date: 2004-09-16 08:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ksirafai.livejournal.com
*laugh* It gives me something to do of a bored weekday... I have no such morals about exclusivity, sadly, and very little desire to create a salon; on the other hand, I find random people who don't mind talking about philosophy, morality and (since I pander to my audience a lot) roleplaying... ;P

It keeps me amused. There's very little other use for my LJ. :P

Date: 2004-09-16 12:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rosamicula.livejournal.com
Be very cautious with the random button - it's how David managed to start stalking talking to me...

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