Oh, all right.

[davywavy]

The new year is coming up. This is traditionally a time where people try and better themselves, and ensure that they live better next year. With this in mind, I'd like to ask you to give me a piece of advice that is specific to me and my life, which you think will help me over the following year. What resolution/s should I make?

Come on, then.

Comments

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

Take up colouring as a hobby. Some crayons and a patterned pad. Very therapeutic :)

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I've always had difficulty staying inside the lines, one way or another.

[raggedhalo.livejournal.com]

Invest only in ethically- and morally-sound companies.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Current investments:

Biotech:
1) Diabetes research and medications
Tech:
1) On-demand Software streaming technologies
2) Online payment security companies (x2)
3) Fuel cell research

Any problems there?

[davedevil.livejournal.com]

Finally realise your boysih good looks mean you are really a new labour type and not a tory ;)

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Don't make me laugh. When was the last time you saw a handsome socialist? inskauldrak? raggedhalo?

[davedevil.livejournal.com]

Every mornign in the mirror baby! yeah!

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

You've got one of these, then? It would certainly explain a lot.

[davedevil.livejournal.com]

Good god no! I'ld end up lookign like Prescott, you know one of the proper socialists instead of the middle class liberals like what I is ;)

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you look more like Robin Cook than Prescott.

[davedevil.livejournal.com]

Thats just plain hurtfull dave :(

What did i ever do to you to be told I look ginger?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Okay, I take it back. You look more like Mo Mowlem, really.

[applez.livejournal.com]

With or without the hair? ;-)

[flywingedmonkey.livejournal.com]

Top quote from Wanted (Mark Millar comic book series. v.good. DCU gone bad basically).

"You say Fascist like its a bad thing. But how many women do you think fantasize about being kidnapped and raped by a liberal?"

Sweet.

James
Jackboots and Jillscreams

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I think it may have been PJ O'Rourke who said that first, and I think Germaine Greer may have said it too.

[flywingedmonkey.livejournal.com]

Must be true then!
JmC
Zig-zag Heil

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I doubt you'll get that bunch agreeing on much, it has to be said.

[flywingedmonkey.livejournal.com]

As they guy who says it in the comic is an evil, nazi skinhead supervillian I'm inclined to agree.

JmC
Just maybe

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I have to wonder how many women fantasise abotu being kidnapped and raped by Boris Johnson.

[flywingedmonkey.livejournal.com]

Now there's an image to treasure on a Friday afternoon...

JmC
Worlds favourite Fascist

[reddragdiva]

Oh, I dunno. In my student days, I associated with entirely too many communists. And as far as I can tell, the main attraction to communism for young student lads is the prospect of sleeping with a woman in overalls with a shaven head and all her original body hair who is nevertheless heterosexual. COMMUNISM IS CAUSED BY LESBIAN FETISHISTS.

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

empty your mind (tell a friend you are doing this first) then everything will be ok :p

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Emptying my mind is like trying to empty the Pacific ocean with a coffee mug.

[(Anonymous)]

Wash your feet.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

No Christmas present for you this year then.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

800x600 is the setting for /337 n1nj@z

[kikayume.livejournal.com]

Update your livejournal more, you cad! ;)

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

What, more than daily?
Gosh, you women, always demanding more from me. 'More, David, more!" you moan, but it's all I can do to keep up.

[kikayume.livejournal.com]

And cheeky too!

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

You are that, you scamp :p

[kikayume.livejournal.com]

Bah!

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Ding-dong!

One thing

[(Anonymous)]

Educate yourself on the difference between people using ideology as a front in order to be the usual cunts that humans are to each other regardless or in spite of ideology, and the ideology itself.

G

Re: One thing

[(Anonymous)]

I rather think you missed the point of his previous post. He's well aware of this.

Re: One thing

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Don't waste your time arguing with Grim. His satire-related blind spot is nigh-American in it's proportions.

Re: One thing

[(Anonymous)]

Due to him not being present, I considered argument a near acceptable alternative to the biff in the mazzard his 'argument' truly mandates.

Re: One thing

[(Anonymous)]

He asked for opinion, he got it.
This wasn't related to any post here but rather my experience of Dave over a reasonable period and observation of his interactions with others. There does seem to be a weakness in his arguments of equating the actions of people professing to adhere to an ideology with the goals or meaning of the ideology itself. Something I find as grating as trying to point out certain passages in the new testament to raving hate-filled fanatacist christians and having them look at you like a dog that's been shown a card trick.

In general I find Dave to be an affable enough, mildly amusing right-wing eccentric. The sort of Anti-Tony-Benn.

Quite how answering someone's open post honestly warrants this sort of wankerish reaction is a puzzle.

G

Re: One thing

[(Anonymous)]

You were right. Pull the chain and the monkey dances. Can he do any more tricks or is that his full repertoire?

Re: One thing

[(Anonymous)]

Oh look, another anonymous tosspot who thinks they're very clever. Just what the internet needs more of...

http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2004-03-19&res=l

G

Re: One thing

[(Anonymous)]

Oh no, it knows the 'post three weeks later to get the last word' trick too. Clever Monkey.

David, your zoo sucks. Give me my money back.