Oh, all right.

[davywavy]

The new year is coming up. This is traditionally a time where people try and better themselves, and ensure that they live better next year. With this in mind, I'd like to ask you to give me a piece of advice that is specific to me and my life, which you think will help me over the following year. What resolution/s should I make?

Come on, then.

Comments

[davedevil.livejournal.com]

Finally realise your boysih good looks mean you are really a new labour type and not a tory ;)

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Don't make me laugh. When was the last time you saw a handsome socialist? inskauldrak? raggedhalo?

[davedevil.livejournal.com]

Every mornign in the mirror baby! yeah!

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

You've got one of these, then? It would certainly explain a lot.

[davedevil.livejournal.com]

Good god no! I'ld end up lookign like Prescott, you know one of the proper socialists instead of the middle class liberals like what I is ;)

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you look more like Robin Cook than Prescott.

[davedevil.livejournal.com]

Thats just plain hurtfull dave :(

What did i ever do to you to be told I look ginger?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Okay, I take it back. You look more like Mo Mowlem, really.

[applez.livejournal.com]

With or without the hair? ;-)

[flywingedmonkey.livejournal.com]

Top quote from Wanted (Mark Millar comic book series. v.good. DCU gone bad basically).

"You say Fascist like its a bad thing. But how many women do you think fantasize about being kidnapped and raped by a liberal?"

Sweet.

James
Jackboots and Jillscreams

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I think it may have been PJ O'Rourke who said that first, and I think Germaine Greer may have said it too.

[flywingedmonkey.livejournal.com]

Must be true then!
JmC
Zig-zag Heil

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I doubt you'll get that bunch agreeing on much, it has to be said.

[flywingedmonkey.livejournal.com]

As they guy who says it in the comic is an evil, nazi skinhead supervillian I'm inclined to agree.

JmC
Just maybe

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I have to wonder how many women fantasise abotu being kidnapped and raped by Boris Johnson.

[flywingedmonkey.livejournal.com]

Now there's an image to treasure on a Friday afternoon...

JmC
Worlds favourite Fascist

[reddragdiva]

Oh, I dunno. In my student days, I associated with entirely too many communists. And as far as I can tell, the main attraction to communism for young student lads is the prospect of sleeping with a woman in overalls with a shaven head and all her original body hair who is nevertheless heterosexual. COMMUNISM IS CAUSED BY LESBIAN FETISHISTS.