Yesterday's poll results

[davywavy]

Well, the results are in, and it makes for interesting reading. Assuming that my friends list is a representative sample of the population and extrapolating from there, we see that almost 15% of people - that's 9,000,000 people - have had sex with Kimberley Quinn. One wonders how she ever found time to edit the Spectator - her diary (amongst other things) must have been bulging.

More worryingly I note that about 20% of people seem to feel they have the full support of the Prime Minister. This can only be explained if they haven't seen the news or read a paper at any point in the last five years.

Oh, and leaving vierkilau or robinbloke alone with your pets might be rather inadvisable.

Comments

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

The gingham made me do it!

[raggedhalo.livejournal.com]

But...he promised he'd need a UN Resolution before he could withdraw his support from me!

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Tchah! Idiot boy! Everyone knows that Labour members lie, lie lie! Like not taking sweets from strangers and not getting into the funny man's car, surely your mother taught you that?

[raggedhalo.livejournal.com]

She actually taught me that Labour was the answer to a lot of the problems with the NHS. All a bit Santa Claus, really.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Is that like saying that a tommy gun is the answer to the immigration problem?

[raggedhalo.livejournal.com]

That would be the UKIP policy, no? ;-)

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Actually, I thought it was David Blunketts!

[raggedhalo.livejournal.com]

"Tommyguns are too good for'em! Let's just pile'em up and bury them without killing'em. Saves us paying murder-money to the Immigration Service."

[lanfykins.livejournal.com]

<parses your sentence>

The UKIP's solution to the immigration problem is to clone David Blunkett?

Remember: careless grammar costs lives!

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

You mean you hadn't heard...?
Oh, God! It's already too late! They're coming! Run! Run!

[vierkilau.livejournal.com]

Why that bitch is hot....

[vulgarcriminal.livejournal.com]

Only when I'm having illicit sex, with condoms.

[(Anonymous)]

> Assuming that my friends list is a representative sample of the population

...of Broadmoor.