The Monty Doomsday Sweepstake!

I've known Monty for some years; many of us have, and the way he glugs and guzzles through booze & cigs it's a sad likelihood that he won't be with us much longer. Under normal circumstances, the death of a close chum would be a sombre thought; and so I've decided to try and leven the sadness with a touch of excitement:


The Monty Doomsday Sweepstake!

Using your skill and judgement, decide what circumstances you think will finally carry him off!

Found dead in a locked room stabbed through the heart with a dagger of curious Oriental design (17-1)
Renal failure (5-2)
"Social disease" (any) (3-1)
Terminal gout (4-1)
Drowned in vat of Malmsey (6-1)
Found bludgeoned after mentioning 'The Little Engine that Could" once too often. (Evens fav)
Run through heart in a duel - (3-1)
Liver failure (4-3)
Shot by cuckolded husband (11-1)
Shot by cuckolded wife (8-3)
Lungs just plain giving up (4-1)
Beaten to death by friends desperate to avoid yet another account of the Battle of Sebastopol - (4-3)
Falls into own reactor (12-1)
Starves to death playing EverQuest (5-1)
Nicotine Poisoning (4-1)

So, how will he die?

Place your bets...NOW!