The Monty Doomsday Sweepstake!
Jul. 4th, 2003 09:01 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
davywavyI've known Monty for some years; many of us have, and the way he glugs and guzzles through booze & cigs it's a sad likelihood that he won't be with us much longer. Under normal circumstances, the death of a close chum would be a sombre thought; and so I've decided to try and leven the sadness with a touch of excitement:
The Monty Doomsday Sweepstake!
Using your skill and judgement, decide what circumstances you think will finally carry him off!
Found dead in a locked room stabbed through the heart with a dagger of curious Oriental design (17-1)
Renal failure (5-2)
"Social disease" (any) (3-1)
Terminal gout (4-1)
Drowned in vat of Malmsey (6-1)
Found bludgeoned after mentioning 'The Little Engine that Could" once too often. (Evens fav)
Run through heart in a duel - (3-1)
Liver failure (4-3)
Shot by cuckolded husband (11-1)
Shot by cuckolded wife (8-3)
Lungs just plain giving up (4-1)
Beaten to death by friends desperate to avoid yet another account of the Battle of Sebastopol - (4-3)
Falls into own reactor (12-1)
Starves to death playing EverQuest (5-1)
Nicotine Poisoning (4-1)
So, how will he die?
Place your bets...NOW!
The Monty Doomsday Sweepstake!
Using your skill and judgement, decide what circumstances you think will finally carry him off!
Found dead in a locked room stabbed through the heart with a dagger of curious Oriental design (17-1)
Renal failure (5-2)
"Social disease" (any) (3-1)
Terminal gout (4-1)
Drowned in vat of Malmsey (6-1)
Found bludgeoned after mentioning 'The Little Engine that Could" once too often. (Evens fav)
Run through heart in a duel - (3-1)
Liver failure (4-3)
Shot by cuckolded husband (11-1)
Shot by cuckolded wife (8-3)
Lungs just plain giving up (4-1)
Beaten to death by friends desperate to avoid yet another account of the Battle of Sebastopol - (4-3)
Falls into own reactor (12-1)
Starves to death playing EverQuest (5-1)
Nicotine Poisoning (4-1)
So, how will he die?
Place your bets...NOW!
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Date: 2003-07-04 01:11 am (UTC)*giggles*
Date: 2003-07-04 01:23 am (UTC)BTW, is he on LJ yet? I sent you a code a while ago...
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Date: 2003-07-04 01:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-07-04 01:37 am (UTC)did you get my message about whereabouts Greenwich C/A venue?
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Date: 2003-07-04 01:46 am (UTC)It's at the Penderels Oak on Holborn. Downstairs.
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Date: 2003-07-04 01:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-07-04 02:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-07-04 02:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-07-04 02:20 am (UTC)Monty
Nice try :)
Date: 2003-07-04 02:51 am (UTC)Re: Nice try :)
Date: 2003-07-04 02:54 am (UTC)But they still add up to over 100 percent!
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Date: 2003-07-04 04:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-07-04 05:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-07-04 07:03 am (UTC)Death by
Date: 2003-07-04 04:48 am (UTC)Re: Death by
Date: 2003-07-04 06:01 am (UTC)M
Re: Death by
Date: 2003-07-04 12:11 pm (UTC)Woooooo Wooooooo, Chug Chug Chug........
Date: 2003-07-04 07:34 am (UTC)OK, here's the deal. I will be willing to take bids as for me (possibly) telling you the reason why that one got evens in Dave's sweepstake. Oh, and Dave, I will take bids to keep quiet as well.....
Hope to see people at the Game tomorrow afternoon (Wade bring your cheque book)
pip pip
Monty
Lush and louch about town
Re: Woooooo Wooooooo, Chug Chug Chug........
Date: 2003-07-04 08:03 am (UTC)Re: Woooooo Wooooooo, Chug Chug Chug........
Date: 2003-07-04 08:08 am (UTC)Re: Woooooo Wooooooo, Chug Chug Chug........
Date: 2003-07-04 08:28 am (UTC)blah
Monty
Re: Woooooo Wooooooo, Chug Chug Chug........
Date: 2003-07-04 08:34 am (UTC)Re: Woooooo Wooooooo, Chug Chug Chug........
Date: 2003-07-04 01:02 pm (UTC)Oh i need to re register my membership et al