Battlemasters

Battlesmasters, the Convention which is stealing GenCons weekend, will be running on 29 - 31 August (that's the weekend *after* renewal, for all you rubber swordy types, so you have no excuse for not coming).

I think you should all come along, as I'll be running stuff, not least this:

( Vienna, 1927 )

Singalonga Year of Fire

not my best work, but it beats doing my day job :)

To the Tune of 'Billy Joels' "We didn't start the fire"

London, Dundee, Andy P
Stoke and Stafford, Lu Py Ee
de Montford, Blackwood, Basingstoke
Merrick, Douglas, that Luxembourg bloke

Baron Silver, Jerrabel, Tchoron, Stella Kyle
Miles Pendragon, and the Prince called Baxendale

Sabbat War, Grendels, first we heard of Danton
Mr Black, Angel, Hampshire starts it's Rant-on

We didn't start the Year of Fire
It was always coming
Since the Cams been running
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Jester Savage, Malcrus, Tamlin and Sabbat fights
Van der Neer, Werewolf Beer, Black Dragon Knights

Curtis Howell, Max Thorn, Court of Lilith is born
Birmingham gore, Markov is Justicar

Eris, Mookie, Hampshire’s got the atom bomb
Prince Carlotta, Bryon, Both Gabriels dead and gone
Ysidro, Greenwich, Devereux is a bitch
Eye of V, Damon Scree, Juliet and Vaulderie

We didn't start the Year of Fire
It was always coming
Since the Cam’s been running
We didn't start the Year of Fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Dame Helena, Earwig, Sang Lau is Mr Big
Charles Hudson Clan head, London Ventrue all dead

Dementation, Stefano, Leostar a go-go
Al Goodman very brave, Top rises from the Grave
Lost King, Mr. J, Daylight Saving, CNN
Chumba gone, Danny Morrison

DC, Sabbat flee, Exsangue, and Petie
Markov in Australia, Werewolves break the treaty

We didn't start the Year of Fire
It was always coming
Since the Cam's been running
We didn't start the Year of Fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Drifting from canon Wod, Iscariot wakes a dark God
Oath saves Autarkis, Spider takes a Praxis

Exsangue man the door, Sir Guy hits the floor.
Mal.Com, Brujah War, Mi7 back for more
Red Star, Ravnos, Week of Nightmares
Half a clan blown away, what else do I have to say

We didn't start the Year of Fire
It was always coming
Since the Cam’s been running
We didn't start the Year of Fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Leonie, Golconda, Garou in Elysia
Setite, Chillout, Van der Voort, Harpies dish the dirt
Mushroom elders all appear, Arikel over here
DeBrus’ bride, Jack Francis Tried, Kizzie ‘assisted suicide’

Roshem, Danton, Mi7 gone, Mr Black coming back
Lance the setite peddles whores, Justicar relaxes laws
Ventrue Torrie status wars, I can't take it anymore

We didn't start the week of fire
It was always coming
Since the Cam's been running
We didn't start the Year of Fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it