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not my best work, but it beats doing my day job :)

To the Tune of 'Billy Joels' "We didn't start the fire"

London, Dundee, Andy P
Stoke and Stafford, Lu Py Ee
de Montford, Blackwood, Basingstoke
Merrick, Douglas, that Luxembourg bloke

Baron Silver, Jerrabel, Tchoron, Stella Kyle
Miles Pendragon, and the Prince called Baxendale

Sabbat War, Grendels, first we heard of Danton
Mr Black, Angel, Hampshire starts it's Rant-on

We didn't start the Year of Fire
It was always coming
Since the Cams been running
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Jester Savage, Malcrus, Tamlin and Sabbat fights
Van der Neer, Werewolf Beer, Black Dragon Knights

Curtis Howell, Max Thorn, Court of Lilith is born
Birmingham gore, Markov is Justicar

Eris, Mookie, Hampshire’s got the atom bomb
Prince Carlotta, Bryon, Both Gabriels dead and gone
Ysidro, Greenwich, Devereux is a bitch
Eye of V, Damon Scree, Juliet and Vaulderie

We didn't start the Year of Fire
It was always coming
Since the Cam’s been running
We didn't start the Year of Fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Dame Helena, Earwig, Sang Lau is Mr Big
Charles Hudson Clan head, London Ventrue all dead

Dementation, Stefano, Leostar a go-go
Al Goodman very brave, Top rises from the Grave
Lost King, Mr. J, Daylight Saving, CNN
Chumba gone, Danny Morrison

DC, Sabbat flee, Exsangue, and Petie
Markov in Australia, Werewolves break the treaty

We didn't start the Year of Fire
It was always coming
Since the Cam's been running
We didn't start the Year of Fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Drifting from canon Wod, Iscariot wakes a dark God
Oath saves Autarkis, Spider takes a Praxis

Exsangue man the door, Sir Guy hits the floor.
Mal.Com, Brujah War, Mi7 back for more
Red Star, Ravnos, Week of Nightmares
Half a clan blown away, what else do I have to say

We didn't start the Year of Fire
It was always coming
Since the Cam’s been running
We didn't start the Year of Fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Leonie, Golconda, Garou in Elysia
Setite, Chillout, Van der Voort, Harpies dish the dirt
Mushroom elders all appear, Arikel over here
DeBrus’ bride, Jack Francis Tried, Kizzie ‘assisted suicide’

Roshem, Danton, Mi7 gone, Mr Black coming back
Lance the setite peddles whores, Justicar relaxes laws
Ventrue Torrie status wars, I can't take it anymore

We didn't start the week of fire
It was always coming
Since the Cam's been running
We didn't start the Year of Fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Date: 2003-08-14 08:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adventink.livejournal.com
LOL!

Nicely done.

Hrmm...I wonder what a U.S. version would be like?

Date: 2003-08-14 08:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
I had to cut a huge amount to make it fit...The Us version would be even bigger.

Date: 2003-08-14 08:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raggedyman.livejournal.com
Mal.Com got a name check - wahoo! :-)

okay, so did 70% of all the characters in the chronicle ever but Wahoo! Mal.Com got a name check :-)

Applause!

Date: 2003-08-14 09:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
Nicely done :)

Date: 2003-08-14 09:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inskauldrak.livejournal.com
rather good, made me chuckle ; )

Excellent!

Date: 2003-08-14 09:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com
Wonder how many people get all the references...

Re: Excellent!

Date: 2003-08-15 01:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
It terrifies me that I knew all of that :)

Date: 2003-08-14 04:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quisalan.livejournal.com
Cool :D.
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