Uh - oh.

There are times I'm glad I can't read Japanese. This is one of them.

In other news, some of you may have heard of the the 'Tough Guy Race', an annual race founded by an ex-Grenadier Guard which is designed to really make the competitors lives miserable. Of course, not content with having to put up with what is widely regarded as one of the hardest events to complete in the world of Dumb-ass sports, some people just have to go and make life even more difficult for themselves

To pass the afternoon constructively...

As Stolen from wicked_wish

The internet is now the sort of place where you can get a man dressed in a chicken suit to obey your every whim.
Commands covered thus far have included; "Rotate", "Worship me", "Masturbate", "Go on, shove something up your arse", "Eat part of ytour own body", and "Indicate if they pay you enough for this."
I await your suggested actions with interest.