There are more answers than questions...

But I'll answer them all anyway.

boog -- I'm sure I've done bigger, but Kinder Scout is the one that sticks most in my memory.

greebotrill -- Your definition of 'flattering' and mine may well differ. I'll see them when you post them up and cringe, I'm sure :)

robinbloke -- Nobody's. How do I know it would make me happier? I'll just make the best of mine, such as it is.

twicedead -- That one wasn't bad.

stegzy -- Based in Liverpool? Unless you're Steve or Tony, I don't think I do. Do you thnk I ought to?

fried_chicken -- That would depend on how hard you throw it.

cryx -- At the moment? Very little has that effect on me. Possibly the view from the top of the Temple of the Jaguar in Palenque, but it's something that isn't happening much currently.

emlett -- Because it was there.

secretzandliez -- A T-shirt, and any passing womenfolk I can lay my hands on.

mooncadet -- There was one over the Palace last time I was in Manchester - a proper, Hammer Horror shrouded-in-cloud one.

token_limey -- My brother, with any luck.

tooth_fairy -- An astronaut.

hiromasaki -- Which ones? They're all perfectly normal!

rosamicula -- because light bends as it hits the atmosphere, meaning we see long-wavelength blue instead of short-wavelength reds. We see shorter wavelength light (reds, yellows) in the morning and evening when the angle of light from the sun hitting the atmosphere is sharper.

puddingcat -- I didn't pay for it! Someone else did! Thus proving that I am in fact fluffy and bouncy and cuddly.
But yes, the cash would have been a nice alternative.