A political post

One thing which has become abundantly clear in recent years is that politics is becoming all the more a game of image, style and winning, and less and less about the people actually being governed. This holds true pretty much everywhere you might look.
There are glimmers of hope, mind. With the defeat of the current administration's recent "Tough on terrorCivil Liberties" bill, the more independent minded of us who rather like the idea of less-intrusive government can finally see light at the end of a particularly dark tunnel. What is needed to usher forth a new golden age is, obviously, good leadership. Leadership immune to the demands of spin and PR. Leadership which harks back to a happier, gentler age of witless buffonnery, rogering the serving staff and incisive mockery of the stupid. The time has come to rally around and emit in a cry to the heavens the name of the man we want:

"Bonking" Boris Johnson. Wit, raconteur, woolly-headed scourge of the left, and even more of a throwback to the 1950's than I am.


We, the people of The United kingdom, wish - nay demand - that Boris Bohnson be made Prime Minister as soon as humanly possible.

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