Good morning, world.

Well, it's getting towards the time when a fat, jolly man with a red nose and a loud suit does his one day of work for the the year.
That's right, I have to go into the office.

Bearing in mind that it'll soon be Christmas, why don't you clamber up on my knee and tell me what you want to find under the tree on Christmas morning?
I'll put in a good word with my old mate Santa and we'll see what we can do.

So...what would you like for Christmas this year?