Good morning, world.

[davywavy]

Well, it's getting towards the time when a fat, jolly man with a red nose and a loud suit does his one day of work for the the year.
That's right, I have to go into the office.

Bearing in mind that it'll soon be Christmas, why don't you clamber up on my knee and tell me what you want to find under the tree on Christmas morning?
I'll put in a good word with my old mate Santa and we'll see what we can do.

So...what would you like for Christmas this year?

Comments

[nadriel.livejournal.com]

A decent (or even half-decent) job.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

You're not finding sitting on my knee sufficiently life-affirming?

[hiromasaki.livejournal.com]

I'd say you should start with a sandwich and a visit to the dermatologist.

[sherbetsaucers.livejournal.com]

I actually made a list this year, and I'm very proud of it, though I'm not alowed to work on it or even look at it anymore as I would then know what I had gotten.

If you actually want to know it's at http://www.thingsilove.org.uk/wishlist/sherbetsaucers/default

Oh, and a cushion for your knee. AT least I HOPE that's your boney knee I can feel...

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Would you like to play horsey-horsey, little boy?

[sesquipedality.livejournal.com]

Can I have my ability to earn unreasonable amounts of money back, please?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

No, I need it.

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

A bedroom that isn't the size of a box (not a big box at that)

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Does it matter whose? ;)

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

Hmm, a direction would be good, failing that travel would be nice.

[twicedead.livejournal.com]

A watch. A nice, analog, 100% titanium wrist-watch.

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

A house big enough for me to live in, invite friends round for dinner parties and such and a photo studio.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

You could marry robinbloke?

[faerierhona.livejournal.com]

Hello Santa,

Can you bring me Johnny Depp (alive, horny, capable, and drugged to think I'm Vanessa Paradis), a 95 year old millionaire with a heart condition and no living relatives or pets, and a PONY

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

oh I forgot about the pony, I'd like a pony too please

Dear Santa !

[lapinenoireuk.livejournal.com]

Can I have my Moscow Gold please ? I joined the "cause" because of the offer of Moscow Gold and I'm sure I have years of backdated Moscow Gold due to me.

I am willing to negotiate but, I should warn you that, my minimum offer is being either General Secretary or Party Secretary of an an exceptionally loyal & well armed workers republic with a load of rich but unarmed neighbouring capitalist states nearby.

Re: Dear Santa !

[lapinenoireuk.livejournal.com]

And a fanatically loyal "bodyguard" of broadminded lookalikes of Nicole Kidman, Sandra Bullock, Kirsten Dunst and a select few thousand others (grin)

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Dear Santa-Dave,

I'd like to move into my new house before Christmas, so could you stick a hot poker into my solictors to encourage them to hurry up.

Robin

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Sorry, by my delivery service involves chimneys, not arses.
Easy mistake to make.

[hiromasaki.livejournal.com]

Santa-Dave!

How are you? I hope your entire summer off treated you well as you relaxed in the stately Wade Manor, and that your single day's work doesn't upset your bad back for delivery.

That being said, if it isn't too much of an imposition I would like:

Time, so I can spend it with my S.O.
Money, so I can afford Spring Tuition. (I'm presently rather short.)
Energy, so I can start doing worksheets for Calculus.
Ambition, so I can teach myself to write code during Winter Break.

Thanks much, and barring all else, an expenses-paid vacation to London works, too.

[susanofstohelit.livejournal.com]

Dear Santa,

I would like to be admitted to the Carlson School of Business.

I would also like to not go into debt to get my teeth fixed.

Hillary

[arralethe.livejournal.com]

I could tell you, but then I'd have to ensure you either couldn't talk, or were definitely going to forget....

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

What if I just promise not to tell? I'm famous for my discretion. I tell everyone about it.

[mrmmarc.livejournal.com]

Dear Santa-Dave-

As much as I would like to see what you have in your sack for me... (and yes, it IS a large sack), I have decided for Xmas I would like to become God for a year.
Maybe two.

I think i would make a great diety, and would sort out lots of things, and everyone would be really happy.
But it should only be a short term thing as this kinda stuff can easily go to your head.

By the way- is your knee suppose to twitch like that?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Well, sonny, for starters, that's not my knee.

And I'm afraid the position of god is currently taken, but you can have it when I'm done. How about that?

[winterbadger]

Hmmm. Caroline Dhavernas, please. Or Liv Tyler.

Failing that, some other nice lady, into hiking and kayaking, bookish, cute, and preferably a UK citizen looking for a nice chap to marry.

[scarletdemon.livejournal.com]

I've lost my Swiss Army knife, so I'd like a new one please. And Keanu Reeves.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

And what will you do to Keanu with the knife?

[queenortart.livejournal.com]

Dear Santy

I have been a very very good girl, except for the bits when I have been bad, and then I have been very very bad.

Please may I have a pair of electric scissors that work for cutting out fabric, and some pirate coat patterns, and exaccerly the right brocade for my pirate coat. And I'd really like a big box of Pierre Marcolini chocolate and the pony you have owed me since I was 7.

Yours very very sincerely
Suey
Aged 40 1/4.

(Very comfy knee, thanks!)