Good morning, world.

[davywavy]

Well, it's getting towards the time when a fat, jolly man with a red nose and a loud suit does his one day of work for the the year.
That's right, I have to go into the office.

Bearing in mind that it'll soon be Christmas, why don't you clamber up on my knee and tell me what you want to find under the tree on Christmas morning?
I'll put in a good word with my old mate Santa and we'll see what we can do.

So...what would you like for Christmas this year?

Comments

Dear Santa !

[lapinenoireuk.livejournal.com]

Can I have my Moscow Gold please ? I joined the "cause" because of the offer of Moscow Gold and I'm sure I have years of backdated Moscow Gold due to me.

I am willing to negotiate but, I should warn you that, my minimum offer is being either General Secretary or Party Secretary of an an exceptionally loyal & well armed workers republic with a load of rich but unarmed neighbouring capitalist states nearby.

Re: Dear Santa !

[lapinenoireuk.livejournal.com]

And a fanatically loyal "bodyguard" of broadminded lookalikes of Nicole Kidman, Sandra Bullock, Kirsten Dunst and a select few thousand others (grin)

Re: Dear Santa !

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Sorry, old chap, but Santa can only deliver things which exist. Better luck next year!