Good morning, world.

[davywavy]

Well, it's getting towards the time when a fat, jolly man with a red nose and a loud suit does his one day of work for the the year.
That's right, I have to go into the office.

Bearing in mind that it'll soon be Christmas, why don't you clamber up on my knee and tell me what you want to find under the tree on Christmas morning?
I'll put in a good word with my old mate Santa and we'll see what we can do.

So...what would you like for Christmas this year?

Comments

[nadriel.livejournal.com]

A decent (or even half-decent) job.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

You're not finding sitting on my knee sufficiently life-affirming?

[sherbetsaucers.livejournal.com]

I actually made a list this year, and I'm very proud of it, though I'm not alowed to work on it or even look at it anymore as I would then know what I had gotten.

If you actually want to know it's at http://www.thingsilove.org.uk/wishlist/sherbetsaucers/default

Oh, and a cushion for your knee. AT least I HOPE that's your boney knee I can feel...

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Would you like to play horsey-horsey, little boy?

[sherbetsaucers.livejournal.com]

Only if you wear a feed bag.

[sesquipedality.livejournal.com]

Can I have my ability to earn unreasonable amounts of money back, please?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

No, I need it.

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

A bedroom that isn't the size of a box (not a big box at that)

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Does it matter whose? ;)

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

hmmmmm

do I not get to have my own?

Do I have a few alternatives if I have to share?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Who are your preferred alternatives? My elves and I will see what we can do (and not just for the purpose of salacious gossip, oh lordy me no).

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

Hmm, a direction would be good, failing that travel would be nice.

[twicedead.livejournal.com]

A watch. A nice, analog, 100% titanium wrist-watch.

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

A house big enough for me to live in, invite friends round for dinner parties and such and a photo studio.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

You could marry robinbloke?

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

Well I would like my own bedroom but if that is not an option I would prefer to share with some one who

a) doesn't snore
b) doesn't have hygeine issues
c) doesn't expect me to mother them
d) can tidy up after themselves

if I actually have to share a bed with them

e)doesn't mind me stealing the duvet
f) doesn't jerk off in the bed and then not clean up after themselves
g) doesn't eat food in the bed and leave remains of it there
h) Isn't incontinent
i) Realises that sheet cleaning should be more than an actual activity

Have you anyone that fits that criteria?

[faerierhona.livejournal.com]

Hello Santa,

Can you bring me Johnny Depp (alive, horny, capable, and drugged to think I'm Vanessa Paradis), a 95 year old millionaire with a heart condition and no living relatives or pets, and a PONY

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

oh I forgot about the pony, I'd like a pony too please

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

'actual' should be 'annual'

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Well, certainly not me. I don't meet a single one of those criteria.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

What is it about chicks and horses?

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

don't you find it uncomfortable, sleeping in your own sperm? :p

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

wouldn't you like to know ;)

it's a secret,I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

This isn't some sort of disturbing Catherine the Great sort of thing, is it?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Nah, it's like my own personal waterbed.