Good news for Evil Geniuses

One of the real difficulties of being an aspiring criminal mastermind is the difficulty of sourcing those day-to-day essentials. After all, just how many volcano bases are there up for grabs? I mean - It's pretty easy to acquire your own Private Island, but how many of those come with a free death-ray on them? The logistics of threatening civilisation are a bitch.

However, thanks to the miracle of the internet - and especially eBay - it is now possible to acquire everything you might want with just a connection and a credit card. From your own missile base in a hollow mountain to personal transport, your own aircraft carrier and something to fly off it.
Sadly, you still have to build your cruise missles yourself.

If you'll excuse me, I'm off to acquire some silver jumpsuits for my goons. With any luck, the next time you see me I'll be making demands of the United Nations.