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"Holmes?" I answered.
"Come quickly, Watson! It's afoot!"
"Good grief, Holmes! What are you talking about? What is it? What is afoot?"
"My cock, Watson. My cock."
I sighed. Holmes had been ordering from the sex toys catalgue again.
"Come quickly, Watson! It's afoot!"
"Good grief, Holmes! What are you talking about? What is it? What is afoot?"
"My cock, Watson. My cock."
I sighed. Holmes had been ordering from the sex toys catalgue again.
