I say, you fellows

Would any of my UK chums fancy doing me a favour? There may be drinks bought as a result?

If any of you work for large organisations (such as universities, hospitals or local authorities) or big multi-site companies (I know that someone out there works for Mitie, for example, and another for Jarvis) and you fancy doing me a favour, drop me a line on my email?

As if further proof were needed...

...that men in uniform are compensating for something.