Plus ca change, plus ca meme chose.

The good thing about my new year resoltuions is that I can have the same ones every year and they're always exciting, new and challenging. So, as before, so now:

1) Show no tolerance to those less fortunate than myself.
2) Redefine morality to suit my own short-term objectives.
3) Conquer the Earth & make its inhabitants my slaves.

But enough about me! Tell me your resolutions, pals. What shall you be aiming to do for 2008?