Plus ca change, plus ca meme chose.

[davywavy]

The good thing about my new year resoltuions is that I can have the same ones every year and they're always exciting, new and challenging. So, as before, so now:

1) Show no tolerance to those less fortunate than myself.
2) Redefine morality to suit my own short-term objectives.
3) Conquer the Earth & make its inhabitants my slaves.

But enough about me! Tell me your resolutions, pals. What shall you be aiming to do for 2008?

Comments

[gnommi.livejournal.com]

1. stay alive
2. not be so EMO
3. learn to drive
4. drive about a lot
5. FOCUS!

i like to think small at this time of year. thinking big only makes my head hurt

[raggedyman.livejournal.com]

eat less, do a bit more exercise.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Oh, surely not - your Yokozuna-like abilities were highly useful on the bouncy castle!

[vampyrefate.livejournal.com]

3) Conquer the Earth & make its inhabitants my slaves.

Race ya?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Begone, weakling!

[gnommi.livejournal.com]

Ming uber alles

[(Anonymous)]

Be teh toughest member of the party.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

All hail the Donkey!

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Would you like to see my hard dwarf?

[(Anonymous)]

I bet my dwarf is harder.

[(Anonymous)]

I've got 100 gold pieces says he hasn't

[(Anonymous)]

Is it gold?

[(Anonymous)]

Pah, fake dwarf! I wouldn't sully my hands with it.

[(Anonymous)]

You jus' playa hatin'

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

So it was him you saw. How remarkable. Is he goth-tacular these days?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Your high-pitched trilling is instantly recognisable.
You aren't at work today, are you?

[madwitch.livejournal.com]

Take over the world when you're distracted.

Laugh.

[vulgarcriminal.livejournal.com]

Reject my inherent Calvinism and embrace laziness. YAY.

[(Anonymous)]

re: 3) Conquer the Earth & make its inhabitants my slaves.

What will you do with it when you have got it?

(Apart from having a lot of sex, obviously).

D

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

You've answered your own question there, haven't you?

[(Anonymous)]

I hoped vaguely that you might have a better reason than I

[gnommi.livejournal.com]

augh! my spleen!
LET ME VENT IT AT YOU

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Spleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!