He's the greatest secret agent in the world.

In an idle moment this morning, I did the little pre-selection flash game on the MI6 Website. It's a bit of fun just to show that you can learn a cover story and deal with nefarious foreigners trying to undermine it whilst you nick their secrets. All it involves is having a short period to memorise your cover identity and then being asked questions on it, which is a doddle because it's just like memorising a character sheet and then running with it.

Anyway, I got maximum points on the test, which made me think perhaps I should quit this entrepreneuring and apply to become a spy. Why, this time next week I could be making out with beautiful but deadly Russian agents or fighting a man with metal hands on a rickety gantry over a volcano! It'd be ace.

What do you reckon? Does anyone else want to play spies?