No invasion of privacy.

Reported this week is the news that the UK is to follow Holland’s lead and install full-body scanners at airports, despite concerns by many at the thought of complete strangers being able to see through their clothes. Gordon Brown denied there is any threat to personal privacy and said no photos of people in the nude would be kept.

In other news, John Prescott has applied for a security job at Gatwick, and the government has announced a new fundraising initiative will be a series of state-owned erotic magazines, which would include Heathrow Honeys, Bodyscan Beauties, and Playterrorist.