The real cause of climate change

"Every thousand years, I test each life system in the Universe. I visit it with mysteries, earthquakes, unpredicted eclipses, strange craters in the wilderness... If these are taken as natural, I judge that system ignorant and harmless - I spare it. But if the Hand of Ming is recognized in these events, I judge that system dangerous to us. But these earthlings... they predict a barbeque summer, I give them storms and flooding. They predict a mild winter, I give them freezing snow. I tell you what, Klytus, I'm going throw some of the old hot hail and rains of frogs at them next. If they blame climate change for that too, I'll agree they're no threat to us."