The real cause of climate change

[davywavy]

"Every thousand years, I test each life system in the Universe. I visit it with mysteries, earthquakes, unpredicted eclipses, strange craters in the wilderness... If these are taken as natural, I judge that system ignorant and harmless - I spare it. But if the Hand of Ming is recognized in these events, I judge that system dangerous to us. But these earthlings... they predict a barbeque summer, I give them storms and flooding. They predict a mild winter, I give them freezing snow. I tell you what, Klytus, I'm going throw some of the old hot hail and rains of frogs at them next. If they blame climate change for that too, I'll agree they're no threat to us."

Comments

[twicedead.livejournal.com]

So climate change advocates are trying to save every one of us? DA DA DAA DUM.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Well, sticking them all on a rocket ship and hurling them into the void would certainly reduce their carbon footprint?

[twicedead.livejournal.com]

[BrianBlessed]MONBIOT'S ALIVE!!!!!!![/BrianBlessed]

Incidentally I saw Blessed in a panto about a month back. He was legendary.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I wanted to go to that Panto and just never got round to it. I did, however, see him as Baron Bomburst in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, and also giving live narration over an episode of Thunderbirds at the South Bank centre a year or so ago.

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

So Ming the Merciless looks like God then?

Blimey, the Sistine Chapel gets it wrong and a half, doesn't it?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

George Orwell once wrote an essay titled "Why I write". Wierdly, at no point whatsoever does he mention getting a laugh out of people on the internet. It's very satisfying :)