On going shopping in Doncaster

I'd been wandering up and down the fruit and veg aisle at the Morrisons in Cortonwood for some minutes but couldn't see what I wanted, so I decided to ask an assistant.
"Excuse me?" I asked the young fellow. ""Do you know where the courgettes are?"
He smiled back. "Sure. Follow me." And then led me straight to the cucumbers.

He looked so pleased with himself that I didn't have the heart to say anything.