Vatican 419 Scammers
Aug. 10th, 2005 12:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
davywavyDear Sir,
Good day and compliments. This letter will definitely come to you as a huge surprise, but I implore you to take the time to go through it carefully as the decision you make will go off a long way to determine the future and continued existence of the entire members of my family.
Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Sanguino de Christos, the last descendant of Jesus Christ. My family have been hidden by the catholic Church for two thousand years.
My family's ordeal started immediately after the Jesus' death in AD33, and the subsequent take over of government by Saint Paul. Paul and his Church is determined to portray all the good work of my late ancestor in a bad light and have gone as far as denying our existence and forbidden us access to all the Church's assets within and outside the Vatican. As I am writing this letter to you, my friend Father Julius Precatti is undergoing confession to try and learnt the location of my family's secret assets.
I and my family have been held incommunicado since the death of Jesus, hence I seek your indulgence to assist us in securing these funds. We are not allowed to see or discuss with anybody. Few occasions I have tired traveling abroad through alternative means all failed. I am sure you agree that my family has a right to these assets which have been unfairly stolen from us and I pray that you will help us my friend.
It is in view of this I have mandated DR GALADIMA HASSAN, who has been assisting us to run around on so many issues to act on behalf of myself concerning the substance of this letter. He has the full power of attorney to execute this transaction with you.
The Catholic Church has US$187,969,756,012 specially preserved and well packed in trunk boxes of which only I knew about. It is packed in such a way to forestall just anybody having access to it. It is this sum that I seek your assistance to get out of The Vatican as soon as possible before Pope Benedict finds out about it and confiscate it just like he have done to all our assets. In return I shall give to you 15% of these assets and a guaranteed place at the right hand of the Father after death.
I implore you to please give consideration to my predicament and help the descendant of the Messiah in need.
May God show you mercy as you do so?
Your faithfully,
Sanguino de Christos
N/B: Please contact Dr Galadima Hassan on this e-mail address for further briefing and modalities
Good day and compliments. This letter will definitely come to you as a huge surprise, but I implore you to take the time to go through it carefully as the decision you make will go off a long way to determine the future and continued existence of the entire members of my family.
Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Sanguino de Christos, the last descendant of Jesus Christ. My family have been hidden by the catholic Church for two thousand years.
My family's ordeal started immediately after the Jesus' death in AD33, and the subsequent take over of government by Saint Paul. Paul and his Church is determined to portray all the good work of my late ancestor in a bad light and have gone as far as denying our existence and forbidden us access to all the Church's assets within and outside the Vatican. As I am writing this letter to you, my friend Father Julius Precatti is undergoing confession to try and learnt the location of my family's secret assets.
I and my family have been held incommunicado since the death of Jesus, hence I seek your indulgence to assist us in securing these funds. We are not allowed to see or discuss with anybody. Few occasions I have tired traveling abroad through alternative means all failed. I am sure you agree that my family has a right to these assets which have been unfairly stolen from us and I pray that you will help us my friend.
It is in view of this I have mandated DR GALADIMA HASSAN, who has been assisting us to run around on so many issues to act on behalf of myself concerning the substance of this letter. He has the full power of attorney to execute this transaction with you.
The Catholic Church has US$187,969,756,012 specially preserved and well packed in trunk boxes of which only I knew about. It is packed in such a way to forestall just anybody having access to it. It is this sum that I seek your assistance to get out of The Vatican as soon as possible before Pope Benedict finds out about it and confiscate it just like he have done to all our assets. In return I shall give to you 15% of these assets and a guaranteed place at the right hand of the Father after death.
I implore you to please give consideration to my predicament and help the descendant of the Messiah in need.
May God show you mercy as you do so?
Your faithfully,
Sanguino de Christos
N/B: Please contact Dr Galadima Hassan on this e-mail address for further briefing and modalities
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Date: 2005-08-10 11:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-10 11:27 am (UTC)You might want to read over it again to iron out a few bits like "confiscate it just like he have done to all our assets".
In the previous one, the name of the cardinal was fictious, too, or at least I couldn't find any link with the name in it, not even on the spam websites.
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Date: 2005-08-10 11:37 am (UTC)And of course it was fictitious! I made it up!
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Date: 2005-08-10 11:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-10 01:05 pm (UTC)Ahah!
Date: 2005-08-10 01:41 pm (UTC)LOL! Very good.
I will be contacting Messrs Sue, Grabbit & Runn
Date: 2005-08-10 02:31 pm (UTC)SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU DAVVVVVVVVVVVVVY