Last night...

[davywavy]

...I had a rude dream about someone on my Friends List.

I shall now leave you all to shiver in clammy horror at the awful possibility it may have been you.

Comments

[vierkilau.livejournal.com]

oh dear god, you didn't that with them you fiend you. In other less interesting news you want to locate the crystal skull on saturday?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Mebbe- it depends what time I arrive at the venue. I've got a scadload of writing to do and not much time to do it so much of this weekend mightbe taken up with furoius key-hammering.
In short: I'd like to, but don't wait for me if I'm not there.

[ukmonty.livejournal.com]

I feel safe in the knowledge that ot wont have been me

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

How can you be so sure?

[hiromasaki.livejournal.com]

I figured for sure it was Monty.

[ukmonty.livejournal.com]

Many years of subliminal training while he has been asleep. Plus he wouldnt dare mention it :)

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

You've got that right. The shame would kill me.

[ukmonty.livejournal.com]

Not to mention the photos I have of you

[ditzy-pole.livejournal.com]

Ozzy may have a point. I mean you've already been his inspiration for short stories...

[ukmonty.livejournal.com]

Literature is one thing, lust is another. Also he has met me....

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

He's my muse. Most writers have some gamine, elfin woman who they pine after before expiring in a haze of tobacco and absinthe. I get Monty, who exudes a haze of tobacco and absinthe. Life really isn't fair.

[ukmonty.livejournal.com]

I wouldnt mind so much if occassionaly you would pay for the tabacco and absinthe.....

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Oops, I seem to have left my wallet at home.

[ukmonty.livejournal.com]

AGAIN

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Righty.

[ditzy-pole.livejournal.com]

Cheques and bank transfers work just as well...

[scarletdemon.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! In my case I'm pretty sure I'm safe. For one thing, you didn't say nightmare. And you said "rude", whereas you know if I was in your dream I'd have made it "filthy".

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

And if I were in yours, dear, it would have been 'disconcerting'.

[ukporl.livejournal.com]

Soooo...you did want to see that picture of me with the Gates of Hell then?...

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

As observed elsewhere, I said dream, not "Nightmare".

[ukporl.livejournal.com]

I've had third party verification that it looked gooood ;)

I'll stop now.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Fortunately I've already had my lunch, so I haven't been put of it.

[godzuki.livejournal.com]

If it involved a bucket of stewed peaches, Bolo Yeung and you in thigh high leather boots then we had a shared dream, dave.

Brick not hit back.

[godzuki.livejournal.com]

I believe I woke up with the world "Now I break you like I broke your friend" in my head.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

You break my record? Now I break you.

[godzuki.livejournal.com]

He's the American shit head who makes tricks with bricks!

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Researching Bloodsport, I was astonished to discover that Bolo Yeung was 50 years old when he made it! 50, by God!

[godzuki.livejournal.com]

Egads! Is the old duffer still alive? And if so, can he be hired for childrens parties?

Bolo is a true un-american hero.

[godzuki.livejournal.com]

Perhaps only surpassed by my discovering THIS while researching bloodsport.

http://www.firstuniversal.clara.net/bolocomica.htm

[godzuki.livejournal.com]

I looked all over but I couldnt find a picture of an angry ritchie on google. Youd have thought there would be loads.

this will have to do.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I've got a photo of him. I could scan it?

[godzuki.livejournal.com]

If you think unleashing that on the world should be your legacy, then do it.

feel dirty!

[mrmmarc.livejournal.com]

And now, even at the merest thought of this, I feel defiled.
Images of thick clammy hands attached to a firty Yorkshire pig farmer...

Ick!
Goo!

Rude dream eh?
So you dreamt that you went up to someone from your friends list and called them a 'tosser'?

Has to be Monty. I know what you say about him behind his back (or when he is lying out cold on your floor).

Re: feel dirty!

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Answer your email, you swine.