Pyjama Party
Dec. 7th, 2005 11:22 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
davywavyThe ever-delightful ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
tooth_fairy has recently refused me permission to come to her mooted all-girl pyjama party on the utterly spurious reason that I'm not a girl. Despite my offers to supply shoes, chocs and Jonny Depp DVDs, she consistently refused, instead implying that she thinks I might want to attend due to my being a letcherous old goat. This is of course nonsense: I'm simply interested in the high quality of conversation and witty badinage to which my lady associates are given.
So the answer strikes me - I shall have a pyjama party of my own! All my lady friends can come round to my place, dress in their nightwear and we can sit round and chat. And if they should happen to get into a fight with the pillows strategically placed around the room well, that's just too bad.
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tooth_fairy has recently refused me permission to come to her mooted all-girl pyjama party on the utterly spurious reason that I'm not a girl. Despite my offers to supply shoes, chocs and Jonny Depp DVDs, she consistently refused, instead implying that she thinks I might want to attend due to my being a letcherous old goat. This is of course nonsense: I'm simply interested in the high quality of conversation and witty badinage to which my lady associates are given. So the answer strikes me - I shall have a pyjama party of my own! All my lady friends can come round to my place, dress in their nightwear and we can sit round and chat. And if they should happen to get into a fight with the pillows strategically placed around the room well, that's just too bad.
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Date: 2005-12-07 12:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-07 12:06 pm (UTC)Strategically 'invited' girls hitting each other playfully with fluffy pillows while you and your horde sit around videoing it.
There is not a relationship between pyjama parties and lesbian spank inferno
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Date: 2005-12-07 12:09 pm (UTC)(sobs)
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Date: 2005-12-07 12:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-07 12:41 pm (UTC)Hot lesbian action at Pajama Parties is a commonly held wish/desire/plea
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Date: 2005-12-07 12:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-07 01:05 pm (UTC)see my journal for a real account of what happens at parties
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Date: 2005-12-07 12:54 pm (UTC)She's too innocent lookin (pleas enotice I said lookin rather than implying you were) *wink*
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Date: 2005-12-07 01:05 pm (UTC)and who says I don't get invited ;)
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Date: 2005-12-07 12:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-07 12:16 pm (UTC)no sex, no murder, no prancing round in see through baby dolls
In any case I wouldn't be able to tell you if it was all true, we could be having enmasse lesbian orgies and I couldn't say. What happens at a pyjama party stays there.
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Date: 2005-12-07 12:17 pm (UTC)*Clutches chest*
NURSE!!
"Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
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Date: 2005-12-07 12:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-07 12:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-07 12:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-07 01:30 pm (UTC)So you're implying you know what's going on at one of the latter? ;o)
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Date: 2005-12-07 01:35 pm (UTC)all I am saying is that they are not the same thing