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I've not bought anyone any Christmas cards this year - I know that a number of people on my F-list have made posts asking for addresses and suchlike, but I'm not a fan of cards. Instead, I've made a charitable donation through Goodgifts and bought an acre of rainforest for £25. With luck, the monkeys whose habitat I've done my bit for will send cards instead by way of a thank you.
They probably won't, mind. Monkeys are famously ungrateful. They never write.
I rather like Goodgifts - you make charitable donations to specific causes. My preferred one is the 'buy an acre of rainforest' one; if you buy a hundred acres they name a nature reserve after you and so I'm slowly working towards that as a goal. However, you can buy all kinds of things, including the latest charitable cause du jour - buying livestock and supplies/training for people in Africa. In the main, this is a worthy cause - especially supplies and training. I'm against buying goats, as there's a lot of evidence that goat herding is directly leading to deforestation and the expansion of the Sahara, but a lot of their plans are a good idea. Their site is definitely worth a browse as thyey list a great many initiatives you can get involved in, and if any of you fancy buying me a present, another acre of rainforest will go down nicely, thanks.

However, this idea of sending development aid to Africa got me thinking. One of the major difficulties that the continent faces is that of corruption, crime and internicine warfare, and that made me think of ways that this much larger problem could be tackled.
A while ago, I was reading a rather interesting article on the website of the National Rifle Association.
What the article says is that basically an armed society is a civil society, in that if the citizenry can keep and carry firearms then the peace is kept and the crime rate drops. If this is true, then logically the best way to reduce the endemic violence which many part of Africa labour under is to tool up the people who live there. With this in mind, I'm going to start a charity - I'll call it ARMS TO AFRICA.
It is possible to buy AK47's on the market for as little as $50US (£30UK). With 400m people in Africa, a simple bit of maths tells us that for a mere £12bn (a fraction of the total foreign aid being offered to the continent) we can give every man, woman and child from Cape Horn to the Pillars of Hercules a loaded semiautomatic rifle. If the contention that a society in which the citizenry are armed is a society in which violent crime declines, then by tooling up the population we will guarantee a lasting peace on the African continent.
Once Africa is made peaceful, we can then expand this policy to other parts of the world. I can imagine the taglines now:
£50 buys an African an AK47
£150 buys an Iraqi a rocket-propelled grenade
£5000 buys a Yardie a self-propelling artillery piece

Ah! Peace on Earth and goodwill to men - firearms are the gift which keeps on giving.

[Edit: Browsing further into goodgifts, I see that you actually can buy weapons for Africans through this charity...but in a good way.

Date: 2005-12-21 10:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tooth-fairy.livejournal.com
how about giving the monkeys AK47s, then they can protect the rainforest

Date: 2005-12-21 10:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
You can't arm monkeys! They might shoot people!

Remember: Guns don't kill people, armed monkeys kill people.

Date: 2005-12-21 10:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tooth-fairy.livejournal.com
they could be trained to just be menancing round people who looked like they were up to no good. Monkeys are smart, they know only to actually shoot people who are stupid enough to provoke them.

Date: 2005-12-21 10:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Don't be ridiculous - that would mean that monkeys are smarter than your average US citizen.

Date: 2005-12-21 11:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tooth-fairy.livejournal.com
smarter than the average person full stop from what I've seen...most humans really are a disgrace to evolution

Date: 2005-12-21 11:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tooth-fairy.livejournal.com
you thought I was talking about you, interesting

Date: 2005-12-21 11:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
No, I thought you were talking about everyone except me - I was just clarifying.

Date: 2005-12-21 10:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twicedead.livejournal.com
If you send the monkies typewriters one of them might type out the complete works of shakespeare. Or more likely they'll type up an NRA article on how guns create peace.

Date: 2005-12-21 10:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tooth-fairy.livejournal.com
they could throw the type writers at illegal loggers

Date: 2005-12-21 10:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] queenortart.livejournal.com
Hmmmm.

That feels like Jeremy Clarkson (phwarrr)'s safety enhancement for cars, which is a 10 inch metal spike mounted in the middle of the steering wheel to make people drive more carefully. Air bags have made people too unafraid of crashing.

Wow

Date: 2005-12-21 10:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lexx-uk.livejournal.com
Finaly an idea that makes sense. where do I sign up.

Dave wade shall go down in history as the man that brought war to a continent. so far only Hitler has managed to do that.

Re: Wow

Date: 2005-12-21 11:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Don't be silly - lots of other people have brought war to a continent by invading ones where the population weren't armed. Surely by arming the inhabitants we guarantee peace?

take....

Date: 2005-12-21 11:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lexx-uk.livejournal.com
the cammies as your sample. arm them with fire arms and an array of destructive toys at the next national and see how many come out in oone peace.

If it works your argument may hold up.

And I mant war with every country on the continent?

Re: take....

Date: 2005-12-21 11:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Well, if the NRA is to be believed, arming cammies would result in more peace and kinder, gentler games with fewer disagreements and less general Cam-Drama.

Date: 2005-12-21 11:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riksowden.livejournal.com
Sounds good (and a good idea, thanks for that - see me strike it for myself, for birthday pressies mainly ;) )

Date: 2005-12-21 11:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
Why stop there? Guns are quite, quite passe now and everyone has become frankly a bit blase about their safety regarding them.

People just aren't scared enough of guns.

So what next?

Nukes.

I say we start an organisation to develop man-portable nuclear weapons which we can then use to arm the entirety of the African states.

Think about it, everyone in continent armed with the power to obliterate 100 square kilometers of whereever they want to worldwide.

Now if that won't make peace a reality I don't know what will!

Stupidest law,

Date: 2005-12-21 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lexx-uk.livejournal.com
In the state of Calaforna it is perfectly leagal to own a nuclear weapon. How ever should you set I off (at a party or something for kicks) you stand to get a $500 fine.

Thank god for federal laws on these things

Date: 2005-12-21 03:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gwaunquest.livejournal.com
You're always going to get one or two people who can't get the hang of shooting guns and I know we could then develop TEFL type courses to teach the natives to handle the simpler types but I think theres a much more enjoyable answer. Don't just legalise pot - make it compulsory. No one will be arsed to start a war - unless it's a slapping match over the last munchie.

Re: Your edit.

Date: 2005-12-21 04:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lexx-uk.livejournal.com
Can I just pay the grand and keep the tank. London rush hour mayhem her I come.

Think I may have been playing too much grand theft auto with an impresionable mind *Snigger*

Date: 2005-12-22 12:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] applez.livejournal.com
Others probably mentioned this ... but have you seen Lord of War yet?

Date: 2005-12-22 11:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Not as yet. I hear interesting things about it, though.
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