This is what being an entrepreneur is all about [3]

[davywavy]

I now have a plush leather swivel chair in my office.
I have been playing 'slide across the floor' in it all lunchtime.

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[reddragdiva]

Now you need a putting setup in the office.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Get in!

Actually, I need a base in a hollow volcano filled with silver-jumpsuit-clad goons, but one step at a time, eh?

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

And sharks with laser beams on their heads!

Come in, Mr Client, I've been expecting you

[(Anonymous)]

And one of these.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/science/nature_20030623.shtml

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Re: Come in, Mr Client, I've been expecting you

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Excellent...

[colonel-maxim.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, Mr. wade, but this time the advantage is mine.

Having long lusted after Syndrome's base from the Incredibles, having seen Hellboy, I now know what my Mausoleum is going to look like as well.

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Business going well, then?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Not really; my old chair had been broken for quite some time and I finally got pissed off by it.

[mrmmarc.livejournal.com]

EXCELLENT!
I myself would not limit such things to my lunchbreak... I would play 'spin, spin' as well.

[gwaunquest.livejournal.com]

I'm in a pedantic mood so I don't think a leather chair can be "plush". I think it has to have a fibrous brushed surface to be plush. Besides, my chair has been unfit for human habitation for a very long time so I am jealous[:

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Very well...it's a plump leather swivel chair. Better?

[colin-boyle.livejournal.com]

What's "lunchtime"?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

It's that time when we poverty-striken folks dream about the Hot sausage, mustard, pease pudding, saveloys, cold jelly, custard, and piled peaches and cream six feet high as devoured by you wealthy sorts.

[hiromasaki.livejournal.com]

And the time when us on this side of the Atlantic rush in our gas-hog cars, sit in a hydrocarbon-fueled line at McDonald's, and consume our roughly 750-calorie, $4.50 lunch so that our arses can more snugly fill our plush, fabric-and-plastic chairs.

[colin-boyle.livejournal.com]

Are you saying I'm fat?
And
What's a saveloy?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

No, I'm quoting the lyrics of the song "Glorious Food" from Oliver!, in which the poverty-striken orphans gaze in envy at the luxurious living standards of the rich.

[colin-boyle.livejournal.com]

Ah, now I understand. I thought for a minute it was a new Pret-a-Manger sandwich that I'd not had yet.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Saveloy: http://lookwayup.com/lwu.exe/lwu/d?s=f&w=saveloy

[gwaunquest.livejournal.com]

Ok you're just determined to make me feel bad arn't you. I don't need constant reminders that I need to lose weight.
A recent survey showed that more women would prefer to be thin than clever.