I want more friends...

[davywavy]

And I'm prepared to pay for them.

Beingthe self-obsessed little swine I am, I'm pleased to see that the number of people who have me on their friends lists is stumbling ever upwards (Latest addition razzberrygrrl...I have no idea who you are, but hello :). This is how it should be - the entire world should hang on my every word, and one day it shall, oh yes.

*Wiping away the manic spittle for a moment*

However, for the moment, I'll settle for a few more people adding me to their friends lists - so here's the deal. When that number hits 50, I'll post up here an exciting, all-new short story (andnot in serial format this time). Is that an incentive? I haven't a clue, but it's worth a try. And it is a good story, so tell your friends.


And yes, I know I could do it just by adding more people to my list and them reciprocating, but that's nothing like as fun, is it?

Comments

[susanofstohelit.livejournal.com]

and will you reciprocate?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I don't know - the purpose of the exercise is to see if I can buy friendship with entertainment. Consider it a social experiment :)

randomness...

[razberrygrrl.livejournal.com]

sometimes when i am bored, i just do random searches and add people that are interesting or have a good sense of humor. when i read your entries on So, more about those sporting injuries (http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=davywavy&itemid=22724) and Depressed man diagnosed as 'British' (http://www.livejournal.com/talkpost.bml?journal=davywavy&itemid=23512) i thought they were pretty amusing and then your bio sealed it. so, that's how i found your journal and why i added you. exciting, huh?

Re: randomness...

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I do that as well, but mostly I either get sites where people into alternative sexuality post photos of themselves in compromising positions (which just make my eyes bulge from my head in surprise), or I get people who post nothing but tests, tests, tests with nothing more to say.

I shall do my best to be entertaining.

Re: randomness...

[sherbetsaucers.livejournal.com]

He's not really that amusing. He just has a small team of monkey's working for him. Actually, the ALF is all over him, he's a hated and despised man the world over.

On the other hand he does have a lovely singing voice.

Re: randomness...

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I'd give good money for a team of monkeys. As it is, I have to make do with you.

Re: randomness...

[sherbetsaucers.livejournal.com]

Little do you realise that I myself have a team of monkeys! Bwahahaaa!

Re: randomness...

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Damn you! DAMN YOU!

[windzswept.livejournal.com]

how much you planning on paying then?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Why, with the sweat of my brow and the produce of my pen, of course.
If it's a crap story, I'll expect people to leave just as quickly:)

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[windzswept.livejournal.com]

hmmm... okay... how about you make mine and rich's birthday thing at the electric ballroom friday and I add you as my friend in return?

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[davywavy.livejournal.com]

If I were in London, but alas, I won't be.

[souldier-blue.livejournal.com]

So, how many people have listed you as a friend at the moment?

Re:

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I'm up to 47...exciting, isn't it?

[doomed4black.livejournal.com]

One more here.This is amusing...i like to peek in other's ppl's lifes,but i do leave an opportunity to peek in mine...so here you go. =)

[adze.livejournal.com]

And that should make 50...

[eddyfate.livejournal.com]

132 baby. :-P

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[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but we don't actually like you, you know., We just watch in the same way that Victorians used to go to the Asylum for entertainment.

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[eddyfate.livejournal.com]

WOO HOO!

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[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Oi've paid a tanner to watch yer drool! Now prance, yer Yankee degenerate, prance!

Gawd, we jus' don't get lunatics like we 'ad in the old days.

[jonnyargles.livejournal.com]

Gosh, it's kind of like the FHM boob-ometer.

(Horrid images!)