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Monarchs throughout history have been accorded honorifics, sometimes posthumously, sometimes not, to reflect their acheivements in life. So we have Richard the Lion-Hearted, Catherine the Great, or Erik Bloodaxe. If I were a Monarch, I've always hoped that an honorific like "David the Magnificent", "David the Wise" or possibly "Black David the Terrible" might be added to my name to indicate my glorious rule.
Sadly I suspect that I'd end up as "David the Surly" or somesuch.

But that's my question to you lot: if you were a Monarch, what would your honorific be? And why?

Date: 2006-05-04 10:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-s-b.livejournal.com
SB the finally-passed-her-bike-test... fat chance of that on current form LOL.

Actually, SB of the huge Harem would be OK, I guess.

Wouldn't you be David the Blinkered Tory?

* innocent face *

Date: 2006-05-04 10:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-s-b.livejournal.com
As long as it was filled with frisky young gentlemen of many and varied hue, all devoted to servicing my every whim, I wouldn't really bothered who actually held the freehold on it.

Date: 2006-05-04 10:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tooth-fairy.livejournal.com
aren't the women in a harem meant to serve the men?

This is really just an excuse for you to be surrounded by lots of men who want to shag you isn't it? :p

Date: 2006-05-04 10:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
I thought that was what Roleplaying conventions were for?

Date: 2006-05-04 10:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tooth-fairy.livejournal.com
let me rephrase that

'an excuse to be surrounded by lots of men who want to shag you who have a) washed and b) don't make want to vomit at the thought of touching them*'

*There are exceptions but they are heavily outnumbered

Date: 2006-05-04 10:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
I've been to RP conventions! What are you saying?

Date: 2006-05-04 10:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tooth-fairy.livejournal.com
you'll know what I'm talking about then ;)

Date: 2006-05-04 10:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-s-b.livejournal.com
... surrounded by lots of men who want to shag you...

I have that all the time at work. If I were a monarch I'd be able to take advantage of it without feeling guilty ;)

Date: 2006-05-04 10:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tooth-fairy.livejournal.com
hmmmm

I'm sure there must be ways of getting round it without becoming royalty.

Date: 2006-05-04 10:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rupturedandroid.livejournal.com
Aubrey the Vain or Aubrey the Indolent...

Not that honorifics spring to mind easily or anything.

Date: 2006-05-04 10:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] old-corbie.livejournal.com
I pondered this long and hard, and realised there was only one logical choice:

"Queen Bon the Last"

Date: 2006-05-04 10:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Because we'll all be dead by the time you're done?

Date: 2006-05-05 04:20 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-05-04 10:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tooth-fairy.livejournal.com
Jeni the unexpected

Date: 2006-05-04 10:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twicedead.livejournal.com
Ben, Ben, Ben the invincible
Ben, Ben, Ben the man of principle
He's made of man and so he's indestructible,
And his name is Ben!

You will be known as Slafic David if you keep using that icon.

Date: 2006-05-04 10:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twicedead.livejournal.com
That's obviously Slashfic David... not slafic david, or slavic david... or any other such confusion caused by my growing carpal tunnel syndrome.

Date: 2006-05-04 10:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
Emperor Robin the Indestructable.

Tempting fate, moi?

Date: 2006-05-04 10:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Emperor Penguin, surely?

Ha ha ah ah ha. I kill myself.

Date: 2006-05-04 10:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kcontheroad.livejournal.com
I'll take Carol the Vibrant.

Make of it what you will. ;)
Not that keen on monarchies, actually.

Date: 2006-05-04 11:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hiromasaki.livejournal.com
Emperor Vincent the Discordant, Lord of These United States, Protector of Mexico, Defender of Canada, and Keeper of the Wholly Apple.

Since, after all, you have Kings and Queens, but the US has Emperors.

Date: 2006-05-04 11:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Ah, mad Emperor Norton. He and I used to go out conquerin' together, you know.

Date: 2006-05-04 01:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hiromasaki.livejournal.com
Really? You must tell me about it sometime.

I love how he's pretty much responsible for opening diplomatic ties with Hawaii, to the point that they wouldn't even talk to the State Dept. until after his death. I guess soverignity is all in how many people you can get to follow you, eh?

Date: 2006-05-04 01:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzel.livejournal.com
Telf the Evicerator. I don't really think I need to explain.

Date: 2006-05-04 02:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azekeil.livejournal.com
Well quite clearly, I'd be Alexander the Greatest.

Date: 2006-05-04 04:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] colonel-maxim.livejournal.com
David the Last. Alternately, Lord High Poohbah always appealed.

Date: 2006-05-04 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] breekom.livejournal.com
Bree of the Louche.

Date: 2006-05-05 11:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] breekom.livejournal.com
No kidding. I think it has a certain ring to it....

Date: 2006-05-04 09:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sherbetsaucers.livejournal.com
Paul the Imortal.

I think the reason is fairly obvious.

Date: 2006-05-05 11:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gwaunquest.livejournal.com
Over the years I've found that my smartarse fairy godmother must have given me the gift of "asking questions for which there are no answers", so I'd probably be Fiona the Futile, or more hopefully Truthseeker of the Hidden Stuff.
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