Booze, the final frontier

[davywavy]

I see that space boffins have discovered a cloud of alcohol in outer space 288 billion miles across.
By happy coincidence, Richard Branson's space tourism service has just started taking bookings.

Who's coming with me?

Comments

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

Will they have mixers on board?

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Sacrilige! It's been quasar aged for a billion years.

Although I suppose if we can convince an ice comet to fly through it...

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I wonder if there are any planets made of orange juice we could steer in the right general direction, too?

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

I am a traitor to goo booze everywhere.

I'll buy my nice vodka, keep it in the freezer for weeks and then pour diet coke all over it.

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

I would suspect your and Robin's definitions of "nice vodka" to differ quite dramatically. ;o)

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

is he a connossieur or something?

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

the moon's made out of cheese, stilton goes well with port and it's a good snack.

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Yep. We're talking Grey Goose and above here. ;o)

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

I'd drink good vodka, by anyone's definition, with a mixer given an opportunity.

Little opportunity though.

I am a cretin I know.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Sounds a good idea to me; and afterwards we can land on planet Amazonia.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes. For snoo-snoo.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

I do mix, but I've been drinking it straight a lot more often nowadays, my palette is refining.
Probably with drinking straight vodka is you really have to be careful or you're pissed damn quick.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Gods, we take you to high-falutin' cocktail bars too.

I may well be back in June, if'd yer interested.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

That's a problem how, exactly?

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Come visit my vodka cellar; um, freezer; fine vodkas from all over the world.

Latest find is 42 degrees (new zealand) smooth, no burn nice finish.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

heh. A good point sir.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Death by crushed pelvis for me.

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

I really liked the cocktails I had, they gave me tasty secretions ;)

yep, interested, hopefully Marc will be able to make it next time too

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

mmmm vodka

love vodka

I will actually drink decent stuff straight, I just don't get hold of it often enough.

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

Getting too drunk is bad if you can't remember where you live and have lost the ability to walk even if you knew where you were walking too.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Vodka = booze o' the gods

You just need to visit when I hold another party then.

[raggedhalo.livejournal.com]

Of course, it's methyl alcohol and will thus make you blind rather than drunk...

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

rar!

ta muchly good sir :)

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

masturbation makes you blind as well, it's a great way to go :p

[medusa-nw.livejournal.com]

*Raises hand*

[raggedhalo.livejournal.com]

Curiously, the reason people thought masturbation sent you blind was because, to the rudimentary anatomical science of the time, Victorians thought that the seminal vesicles connected to the base of the spine, meaning that you ejaculated spinal fluid every time you masturbated.

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

nice

Drink !!!!

[lapinenoireuk.livejournal.com]

***elbows way to front of line**** DRINK !!!!

[ditzy-pole.livejournal.com]

You do realise your pelvis would be crushed *before* you get any pleasure out of it?

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Not if it goes how I want it to!

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Good point. We can have a regular cheese 'n' wine party up there.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

The spirit is willing...but the flesh is bruised, and pulpy.

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

woo hoo

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

:) Zapp Brannigan is my hero.

[ditzy-pole.livejournal.com]

Really? I had you down more as a Kif...