davywavy: (getting her drunk)
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I see that space boffins have discovered a cloud of alcohol in outer space 288 billion miles across.
By happy coincidence, Richard Branson's space tourism service has just started taking bookings.

Who's coming with me?

Date: 2006-05-09 01:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tooth-fairy.livejournal.com
Will they have mixers on board?

Date: 2006-05-09 01:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
Sacrilige! It's been quasar aged for a billion years.

Although I suppose if we can convince an ice comet to fly through it...

Date: 2006-05-09 01:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
I wonder if there are any planets made of orange juice we could steer in the right general direction, too?

Date: 2006-05-09 01:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tooth-fairy.livejournal.com
the moon's made out of cheese, stilton goes well with port and it's a good snack.

Date: 2006-05-10 08:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Good point. We can have a regular cheese 'n' wine party up there.

Date: 2006-05-10 08:27 am (UTC)

Date: 2006-05-09 02:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
Sounds a good idea to me; and afterwards we can land on planet Amazonia.

Date: 2006-05-09 02:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Ah, yes. For snoo-snoo.

Date: 2006-05-09 02:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
Death by crushed pelvis for me.

Date: 2006-05-09 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ditzy-pole.livejournal.com
You do realise your pelvis would be crushed *before* you get any pleasure out of it?

Date: 2006-05-10 12:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
Not if it goes how I want it to!

Date: 2006-05-10 08:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
The spirit is willing...but the flesh is bruised, and pulpy.

Date: 2006-05-10 08:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
:) Zapp Brannigan is my hero.

Date: 2006-05-10 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ditzy-pole.livejournal.com
Really? I had you down more as a Kif...

Date: 2006-05-09 01:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tooth-fairy.livejournal.com
I am a traitor to goo booze everywhere.

I'll buy my nice vodka, keep it in the freezer for weeks and then pour diet coke all over it.

Date: 2006-05-09 01:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com
I would suspect your and Robin's definitions of "nice vodka" to differ quite dramatically. ;o)

Date: 2006-05-09 01:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tooth-fairy.livejournal.com
is he a connossieur or something?

Date: 2006-05-09 01:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com
Yep. We're talking Grey Goose and above here. ;o)

Date: 2006-05-09 02:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tooth-fairy.livejournal.com
I'd drink good vodka, by anyone's definition, with a mixer given an opportunity.

Little opportunity though.

I am a cretin I know.

Date: 2006-05-09 02:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Gods, we take you to high-falutin' cocktail bars too.

I may well be back in June, if'd yer interested.

Date: 2006-05-09 02:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tooth-fairy.livejournal.com
I really liked the cocktails I had, they gave me tasty secretions ;)

yep, interested, hopefully Marc will be able to make it next time too

Date: 2006-05-09 02:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
Come visit my vodka cellar; um, freezer; fine vodkas from all over the world.

Latest find is 42 degrees (new zealand) smooth, no burn nice finish.

Date: 2006-05-09 02:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tooth-fairy.livejournal.com
mmmm vodka

love vodka

I will actually drink decent stuff straight, I just don't get hold of it often enough.

Date: 2006-05-09 02:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
Vodka = booze o' the gods

You just need to visit when I hold another party then.

Date: 2006-05-09 02:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tooth-fairy.livejournal.com
rar!

ta muchly good sir :)

Date: 2006-05-09 02:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
I do mix, but I've been drinking it straight a lot more often nowadays, my palette is refining.
Probably with drinking straight vodka is you really have to be careful or you're pissed damn quick.

Date: 2006-05-09 02:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
That's a problem how, exactly?

Date: 2006-05-09 02:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
heh. A good point sir.

Date: 2006-05-09 02:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tooth-fairy.livejournal.com
Getting too drunk is bad if you can't remember where you live and have lost the ability to walk even if you knew where you were walking too.

Date: 2006-05-09 02:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raggedhalo.livejournal.com
Of course, it's methyl alcohol and will thus make you blind rather than drunk...

Date: 2006-05-09 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tooth-fairy.livejournal.com
masturbation makes you blind as well, it's a great way to go :p

Date: 2006-05-09 03:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raggedhalo.livejournal.com
Curiously, the reason people thought masturbation sent you blind was because, to the rudimentary anatomical science of the time, Victorians thought that the seminal vesicles connected to the base of the spine, meaning that you ejaculated spinal fluid every time you masturbated.

Date: 2006-05-09 03:58 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-05-09 03:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] medusa-nw.livejournal.com
*Raises hand*

Drink !!!!

Date: 2006-05-09 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lapinenoireuk.livejournal.com
***elbows way to front of line**** DRINK !!!!

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