The GenCon Song!

[davywavy]

Well, it's almost upon us again, and so, in the Spirit of being really predictable...


(To the tune of "I wish it could be Christmas every day", by Slade)

It's the annual gaming bash
When Wizards want your cash
And Rhona takes the NYGs to Bed
Michael Sheard doesn't pay
He gets free drinks bought all day
And the geeks are crying 'cos thier favourite character's dead

There's the Vampires sucking blood
'Cos the food's no f***in' good
And there's cheap crap hotel rooms where you can sleep
There's the spotty little twats
Who've all brought their magic packs
And they buy the boosters like a load of f***in' sheep

*Chorus*

Well I wish it could be GenCon every day
When the geeks don't wash
And the fat chicks can't roleplay
Well I wish it could be GenCon every day
Let the bells ring out for GenCon

Comments

[faerierhona.livejournal.com]

*sigh*

and having given us so much amusement - you have to wreck it all with the one line which will get you killed!!!!!!!!!!!

*grrrr*

I am NOT taking the NYGs to bed.

I am taking ONE NYG to bed.
*grin*

Re:

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but it isn't for want of trying ;p

Re:

[faerierhona.livejournal.com]

EW! Taking Martin to bed would be like shagging my little brother! NO! EW! EW! EW!

Re:

[faerierhona.livejournal.com]

Oh, and fior the record - nothing is likely to happen between me and Rich either - we just happen to be sharing a bed

Not that one person on thsi earth will eblieve that!

just to prove you wrong

[raggedyman.livejournal.com]

I believe you.
Ha! you were wrong - nerrrrr ;-p

ps - you cant fior a record, its not just not sporting

Re: just to prove you wrong

[faerierhona.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

busy typing while supposed to be working!

Silly silly man!!