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I was planning to make a long and intellectual post this week, but I've been ill for the last few days and still am. Despite that I'm at work, slaving over a hot desk and generally being a dynamic, if slightly pale and shivery, entrepreneur.

As such, I thought I'd use LJ for the purpose which it was invented: The giving of hugs.

[Poll #748437]

Date: 2006-06-15 10:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-s-b.livejournal.com
* is feeling subversive today *

* pokes you and giggles instead of giving hugs *

:P

Date: 2006-06-15 10:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
I'm liable to throw up on you if you prod me. I said I was ill.

Date: 2006-06-15 11:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-s-b.livejournal.com
* dons biohazard suit *

* prods you again *

Better out than in :D

Date: 2006-06-15 11:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Fair enough, I'll gip on your pets then.

Date: 2006-06-15 11:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-s-b.livejournal.com
You've clearly got ManFlu. If you were properly ill you wouldn't be capable of typing.

* taunttaunttaunt *

Anyway, admit, getting righteously angry at a leftie makes you feel better ;)

Date: 2006-06-15 11:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
I thought I was coming down with Bird Flu, but I didn't die so I can't have been.

I'm not righteously angry - you haven't suggested that taking people's property off them with threat of violence is a good way of making society fairer yet?

Date: 2006-06-15 10:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] faerierhona.livejournal.com
ew! I'd get cooties!

Date: 2006-06-15 10:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
You mean you haven't got 'em already?

Date: 2006-06-15 10:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] faerierhona.livejournal.com
No! I'm a good girl! *shocked*

Date: 2006-06-15 10:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riksowden.livejournal.com
Oh dear, dashed back luck old chap.

Medicinal brandy?

Date: 2006-06-15 10:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Sadly, no, I reckon I've been suffering from heat exhaustion - and that means no booze, as that is dehydrating.
No booze for me for a few days at least, worse luck.

Date: 2006-06-15 11:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riksowden.livejournal.com
Heavens, no booze, you poor, poor man!

Date: 2006-06-15 11:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Come, sweet death, claim me soon.

Date: 2006-06-15 10:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] student-heaven.livejournal.com
Poor David. Go home! You shouldn't be at work if you feel like that.

Date: 2006-06-15 10:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
I know I shouldn't. But I'm brave.
See me being brave. Are you impressed?

Date: 2006-06-15 11:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] student-heaven.livejournal.com
Yes, very impressed, well done.

Now get to bed!

Date: 2006-06-15 11:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Ah, I've been waiting for you to say that to me!

Date: 2006-06-15 11:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] student-heaven.livejournal.com
Damn! I should have thought that through!

Date: 2006-06-15 11:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
You mean you didn't?

Date: 2006-06-15 11:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] student-heaven.livejournal.com
"Damn, I should have thought that through" is pretty much the motto of my life.

I love that picture!

Date: 2006-06-15 11:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
It is a fine encapsulation of the process of seduction.

Date: 2006-06-15 12:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gnommi.livejournal.com
ah, leslie, let me sip from your hip (flask)

Date: 2006-06-15 10:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kcontheroad.livejournal.com
awwwwwwwwww poor widdle davykins all sicky-poo. Huggle snuggle him, yes we will! yessss.

Now, did that help? I sure hope so, because it's making me and everyone else reading this vomit.

Hands him a tall glass of water with a twist of lemon.

Hope you're better soon. ♥

Date: 2006-06-15 10:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Actually, I'm allergic to *Huuugs*. They bring me out in a rash.

Date: 2006-06-15 10:59 am (UTC)

Date: 2006-06-15 11:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nicnac.livejournal.com
You're lucky, pale and shivery is in this season.

Date: 2006-06-15 11:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
All the best people are, I hear. Look at Pete Docherty.

Date: 2006-06-15 12:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nicnac.livejournal.com
Please don't make me.

Re: Sexeh

Date: 2006-06-15 12:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nicnac.livejournal.com
Aaaarghh, my eyes MY EYES!

Re: Sexeh

Date: 2006-06-15 12:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
He's like sex in pasty, easily-punchable form, isn't he?

Re: Sexeh

Date: 2006-06-15 12:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nicnac.livejournal.com
Pity sex, maybe. And even then.....no, just no. He's made out of maggots.

Re: Sexeh

Date: 2006-06-15 12:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
People always seem to say that he's lost and just needs understanding and care. I disagree. What he needs is a damn good kicking.

Re: Sexeh

Date: 2006-06-15 12:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nicnac.livejournal.com
Understanding and care? He'd snort understanding and care for breakfast. I say give him to Big Bob in cell 5 to play with.

Re: Sexeh

Date: 2006-06-15 12:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
You're my puppy now.

Re: Sexeh

Date: 2006-06-15 12:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
With any luck, we could get him a cell with this fellow:

Re: Sexeh

Date: 2006-06-15 12:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gnommi.livejournal.com
hot DAMN what a piece of meat

it'll be like toothpaste in a bap

Re: Sexeh

Date: 2006-06-15 12:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Who could resist?
Especially when locked in a 6x6 cell with him for fifteen years...

Re: Sexeh

Date: 2006-06-15 01:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nicnac.livejournal.com
Dear god. I think Smith's Crisps would sue if they saw that photo!

Re: Sexeh

Date: 2006-06-15 01:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gwaunquest.livejournal.com
My word british penal establishments have changed somewhat! Fancy them allowing smiths crisps!
Bird flu had just broken out in Roumania when I was there last year, but if there was any on that newspaper it's taken a bloody long time to infect you - still, they are ex comunist block so you'd expect them to be a mite tardy. May I recomend a cup ofYogi Bhajan's ancient herbal formula de-tox tea.

Re: Sexeh

Date: 2006-06-15 02:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
It wasn't the Eastern Europeans - if they wanted me dead theyve got more efficient means

Re: Sexeh

Date: 2006-06-16 07:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gwaunquest.livejournal.com
You'd be too easy actually. It would only take a nymphette with poison lipstick.

Date: 2006-06-20 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puddingcat.livejournal.com
There's no box for "Points and laughs" :(
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