Very good...but Chris Rock not hit back.

[davywavy]

Many years ago, I was a fan of Jean-Claude van Damme. Any film which gave violence:dialogue ratios like his were top entertainment in my book. And I still have a sneaking fondness for Bloodsport.
However, I doubt I've seen a film he has made in the last decade. But now there's one coming that I simply cannot wait to see. Apparently Jean-Claude has signed up to play the villain in 'Rush Hour 3', and the film will feature a climactic fight between van Damme and Jackie Chan.

I can't wait. As 'high concept' goes, this leaves 'Snakes on a plane' bleeding in the dust.

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[crocodilewings.livejournal.com]

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I think I've had one of my turns.

[crocodilewings.livejournal.com]

The most recent of his films that I've seen is The Order, which, regrettably/thankfully, doesn't feature him doing the splits over a pair of chairs.

It does, however, demonstrate the principle that the likelihood of having to disguise yourself as a rabbi increases the closer you get to Jerusalem.

[crocodilewings.livejournal.com]

Bah. Stupid HTML.

[applez.livejournal.com]

Awesome! But perhaps the best part will be if Chris Tucker is trapped in the brutal mano-a-mano combat betwee van Damme and Chan. ;-)

The problem with this setup, though is this: Van Damme is hard, but Chan is irrepressible. ;-)

[godzuki.livejournal.com]

I thought it was the spirit of monkey which was irrepressible. Now there is a match id like to see.

[applez.livejournal.com]

LOL! Touche! :-)

It must be said though that Jackie Chan channels the monkey-magic. ;-)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_grimtales_/]

No, no, the NATURE of monkey is irrepressible.

[(Anonymous)]

But very spankable.

[applez.livejournal.com]

And let's not talk about his magic pole either. ;-)

[gnommi.livejournal.com]

have you seen "bees on a plane" with Rutger Hauer?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

You aren't joking! This film actually exists!