Don't ask for what you don't want to get.

[davywavy]

Overheard at Ninja High last night...

"Come on, Dave! You aren't trying! Go for it! Pretend you're Mike Tyson!" (Five seconds later) "That does not mean 'try to bite his ear off!'"

Comments

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

"And for this advanced move you'll need some stairs..."

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Wasn't that Drederick Tatum? :)

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

You mean there's a difference?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

None whatsoever. One of the best skits the Simpsons ever did.