The Second World War would have been totally different.

[davywavy]

Whilst chatting to a lady chum of mine recently, she happened to drop into conversation that she had recently acquired what's known as a Rampant Rabbit. For those of you (if any) who don't know, a Rampant Rabbit is a special gizmo especially for ladies which they use to *ahem* massage their *cough blush* girl parts. They're apparently very effective. So I'm told. Allegedly.
Being possessed of a prurient nosiness I promptly asked for more details.
"Well...", she said, thoughtfully. "...it's pink...?"

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When I was little at school, we had to read The Diary of Anne Frank, which had been published in a childrens edition under the title of When Hitler Stole Pink Rabbit and so, naturally enough, for the rest of the conversation I was haunted with a mental image of Hitler running through his bunker waving a buzzing, whirling dildo whilst shouting "Eva! Look vat I haff stolen for you!"
"Oh, Adolf, you've made me the happiest girl in the world."

Like I say, the history of Western Europe would have been very different.

Comments

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

Sod diamonds, a rampant rabbit (or jessica rabbit, or anything buzzy and decently made with the word rabbit in it's title) is a girl's best friend.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

My old electric razor used to buzz like billyo, but I never got any thrills off it.

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

bit too sharp for your average thrill seeker. Electric razors as sex toys, I imagine, cater to a very specialist market.

[duncanneko.livejournal.com]

You mean you haven't seen the new girls (safety) razors that vibrate, then?

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

I have, but even a safety razor isn't getting that close and personal with me

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Their advertising tag is "Making Brazilians fun", I believe.

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

nothing but nothing makes blades next to genitals fun

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I think that very much depends on whose genitals we're talking about.

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

good point

nothing about blades next to MY genitals is fun.

[fried-chicken.livejournal.com]

Fabulous, that mental image is going to keep me smiling all day.

[rhythmaning.livejournal.com]

Oh my, that made me laugh!

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Bad ... mental ... images

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Your mind is warped.

And this is why you are fun to know. :)

[raggedhalo.livejournal.com]

The local cinema is showing a documentary movie about said items. Most odd.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I've seen it. Hitlers Dildos: The Shocking Truth . Rated 15.

[raggedhalo.livejournal.com]

Ah, the differences between Stevenage and Wandsworth.

In other news, I was in Stevenage last week. I wasn't impressed :-(

[annwfyn.livejournal.com]

When Hitler Stole Pink Rabbit isn't about Anne Frank! It's a totally different book about a Jewish family who came to Britain as refugees.

It was one of my favourite books as a kid.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Hush, don't spoil my jokes. I don't remember, as I was read it 30 years ago.

[taimatsu]

Just what I was going to say :)

[applez.livejournal.com]

Technically more than a buzzing, whirling dildo - there's a secondary 'foot' on that rabbit as well, ahem.

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Actually, the sexual history of the Nazis is an interesting, studied, subject. A lot of psychological evaluation of Hitler himself too, for that matter. Besides the old SA/SS divide in the early days, and the flagrant homosexuals of the SA.