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Agnes of Godzilla: Tense psychological drama in which a psychologist must discover whether a nun is actually a giant, fire-breathing reptile intent upon trampling Tokyo. Favourite scene: Jane Fonda snaps her fingers and Meg Tilly eats her.

The A-Team, with George Peppard as John 'Hannibal' Lecter: Every week a mercenary band of Vietnam veterans are hired to hunt down a band of petty crooks, kill them, and eat them.

It's a mad, mad, mad, mad Max: Wacky chase movie as a rag-tag band of wisecracking 60's comics race across a post-apocalyptic wasteland to find a buried treasure before they are graphically violated and killed by the Lord Humungous.

The Hitcher of Dorian Grey: Rutger Hauer plays a psychotic pedestrain growing increasingly frustrated by the impossibility of killing the foppish Edwardian aristocrat who offered him a lift.

Hallo, Terminator!: Musical extravaganza in which literally hundreds of tuxedo-clad singing and dancing robots are sent back in time to kill Barbra Streisand before she records "Wind beneath my wings."

The Color Orange Slow-paced, uplifting film about a three generations of the same family in the American South who are subjected to an orgy of rape and ultra-violence by Danny Glover, Oprah Winfrey and Whoopi Goldberg in a huge codpiece. The scene where Oprah murders Adrienne Corri with a gigantic dildo is a cinematic gem.

Date: 2006-10-16 08:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-s-b.livejournal.com
The Hitcher of Dorian Grey: Rutger Hauer plays a psychotic pedestrain growing increasingly frustrated by the impossibility of killing the foppish Edwardian aristocrat who offered him a lift.

That is a movie I would LOVE to see. Hallo, Terminator is an ACTUALITY I would love to see.

Date: 2006-10-16 09:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azekeil.livejournal.com
Hmm, I sense a theme here...

Date: 2006-10-16 09:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Improving the originals?

Date: 2006-10-16 09:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azekeil.livejournal.com
Well, arguably, but usually variations of a violent and/or sexual nature. Oh and also food.

Date: 2006-10-16 10:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] borusa.livejournal.com
Hallo, Terminator!: Musical extravaganza in which literally hundreds of tuxedo-clad singing and dancing robots are sent back in time to kill Barbra Streisand before she records "Wind beneath my wings."

Bette Midler. (Or, actually, Lee Greenwood sung it originally). Barbra Streisand has never recorded "Wind Beneath My Wings".

Date: 2006-10-16 10:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
I defer to your cheese-fu.

Date: 2006-10-16 11:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vanderath.livejournal.com
These pesky time travellers and their paradoxes.

Date: 2006-10-16 10:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gwaunquest.livejournal.com
Watership Dune;
Spaced out bunnies on a dead-ish planet burrowing for spice and avoiding worms.
(Curtesy of Stuart)
Deriverdance ;
An Irish dance troup are sent on white water trip to entertain some country folk.

Date: 2006-10-16 10:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Worth watching for the famous Michael Flatley "Dance like a pig!" scene.

Date: 2006-10-16 12:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gwaunquest.livejournal.com
Actually the more I think about this the worse the image. Flatley and co dancing to the ever increasing tempo of the banjo whilst kicking the shit out of the hill billies with their flailing clogs.

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