I must start writing again

[davywavy]

A few weeks ago, redragdiva observed to me that I really ought to contribute to Uncyclopedia. Claiming that I was much too busy, I demurred.
However, finding myself today with Far Too Much To Do (i.e. I've got so much to do I cannot possibly do it all before my deadline, so I may as well revert to giggling and touching myself like a monkey in the zoo for all the difference worrying about it will make), I decided to take him up on his suggestion.

A fiver says it doesn't last until after the weekend.

Comments

[raggedyman.livejournal.com]

You sir are a natural, and Uncyclopedia is your calling.
Plus they don't take stuff down that often unless its really evil or not funny, plus your evenly unpleasent to everyone.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes, but you're only allowed to be a satirist if you're left-wing, didn't you know? Someone will edit over it in double-quick time because jokes at the expense of the left just aren't funny.

[reddragdiva]

More likely because it blanked most of the previous article. Which was crap, but nevertheless.

I'll probably rework it at some stage.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Have I committed a Wiki faux pas? I always thgouht the whole Wiki idea was for people to come and add, change or delete as the whim struck them and I wrote in the honest expectation of my words not lasting more than 48 hours as someone did the same to me.
If I've actually inadvertantly done something wrong, I apologise.

[reddragdiva]

Not a deep one, if you have. (The idea is simple, the social structure occasionally byzantine. Welcome to the Internet.)

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Fine work sir, I only lament there was only a single verse to the labour Rally Cry. I mean, is a four hour chorus too much to ask? ;)

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

They save the hours for the orchestrated spontaneous standing ovation for the Dear Leader.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Leader! Leader! Leader!

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Gary Glitter for Labour PM!

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

It would bring a whole new meaning to "reaching out" to constituents.

[zenmeisterin.livejournal.com]

I'd ask for an encore but I don't think your job would survive ;-)

[mrmmarc.livejournal.com]

Bravo!
But I was wondering- why insert some factual stuff (the bit about Prescott) into an otherwise humourous peice. Don't you think it would confuse people?

[medusa-nw.livejournal.com]

Bravo! Encore!

[hiromasaki.livejournal.com]

I rather like Eris' article....