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It's Friday. The end of another week of drudgery and toil for you, and the end of another week of sitting with my feet on my desk watching the Simpsons on YouTube for me.
There's something about the end of the working week - the subconscious ticks up a gear and says "Hey, work is over, time to par-tay...". Whilst I was wandering back from the gym last night chatting with the folks from Ninja High several of them were obviously mentally gearing up for the weeknd - going out and eating, drinking and above all pulling.

Naturally that got me thinking about such frisky subjects, although sadly I'll be hanging out with my brother this weekend who is like a half-pound of bromide in the tea of life and so I'll leave it up to you lot to think about that sort of thing in any depth. But with weekend frolics on the horizon for many, I'll ask you my question of the day:

As far as you're concerned, what is sexy?

Date: 2006-10-20 08:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tooth-fairy.livejournal.com
Sexy, as far as I am concerned

-Irish and Scottish accents, not too strong though
-A nice voice, men have to have a nice voice
-A dedication to getting me off
-Charisma
-Confidence
-Humour (though on it's own it won't get very far)
- A good butt

- and me, I'm damn sexy ;)

Date: 2006-10-20 09:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flywingedmonkey.livejournal.com
"A dedication to getting me off"

I pictured you as a limpet clinging to some poor guy's leg there!

Sexy (on girls)

- Accents. Yes. Light accents are indeed damn sexy.
- Big eyes. I go nuts for big eyes. Lots of heavy eye contact.
- Trim figure. Preferably encased in something tight or slinky
- Not knowing how sexy they are is damn sexy.
- I like big boobs, I like small boobs. But there must be boobs.

I could go on and on...

JmC
And on and on

Date: 2006-10-20 09:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
"A dedication to getting me off"

Get off, damn you! Off! God, she's like a barnacle.

Date: 2006-10-20 09:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tooth-fairy.livejournal.com
you see, it is a rare man that a)understands what is meant by 'getting me off' and b)can get his head round actually acheiving it.

If I was a barnacle men would be pleased if I was suction like attached to them ;)

Date: 2006-10-20 09:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
If I was a barnacle men would be pleased if I was suction like attached to them

And filtered their effluvium with your tongue?

Date: 2006-10-20 10:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tooth-fairy.livejournal.com
only if they've been eating the right foods - cinnamon for example

Date: 2006-10-20 09:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tooth-fairy.livejournal.com
I only do limpet impressions for a fee

Date: 2006-10-20 08:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nicnac.livejournal.com
Hey, a chance to use a much neglected icon!

Pheremones help too.

Date: 2006-10-20 09:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Smart people who don't wash? You must be a hit at sci-fi conventions then :p

Date: 2006-10-20 10:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nicnac.livejournal.com
Sci-fi conventions, biker pubs, LRP meets, they're all fertile hunting grounds.

Date: 2006-10-20 10:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
And the men! They're positively the pick of the gene pool.

Date: 2006-10-20 10:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nicnac.livejournal.com
Yep, heaven if you're looking for long hair riddled with split ends and cruddy fingernails!

Date: 2006-10-20 11:35 am (UTC)

Date: 2006-10-20 09:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flywingedmonkey.livejournal.com
I am.

JmC
Rawr.

Date: 2006-10-20 09:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Ah, so astonishing predictability is sexy then, hmn?

Date: 2006-10-20 09:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flywingedmonkey.livejournal.com
It is on me. EVERYTHING is sexy on me.

JmC
Plus I wanted to use my sexy icon immediately

Date: 2006-10-20 09:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Alas, my paid accoutn has expired and so I cannot now use my sexy icon.

Date: 2006-10-20 10:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flywingedmonkey.livejournal.com
Clearly you should set up an appeal for the return of this vital icon. People could send in milk bottle tops like on Blue Peter.

JmC
Everyone should have a sexy icon

Date: 2006-10-20 09:26 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Basil Rathbone, duh

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Date: 2006-10-20 09:58 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Anti semitic midgets dressed as robots

Date: 2006-10-20 10:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Casting your net more widely these days are you?

Date: 2006-10-20 10:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zenmeisterin.livejournal.com
Giant stompy robots. Preferably with futuristic or else steampunk aesthetics.

;-)

Date: 2006-10-20 10:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Being worn by flying japanese robots?

Date: 2006-10-20 11:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zenmeisterin.livejournal.com
This PC has issues letting me reply from the email notification...

Anyway, being worn? I'm doing the wearing here...

Date: 2006-10-20 11:51 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Would these robots be wearing Waffen-SS uniforms with the arse cut out? Now that's sexy.

Date: 2006-10-20 12:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zenmeisterin.livejournal.com
Arses hanging out? Pffffft.

And anyway the whole nazi thing has never been a turn on.

Date: 2006-10-20 12:21 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
So bi-curious chippy midgets with a fetish for wrapping themselves in tinfoil whilst watching 'Triumph of the Wills' with a box of kleenex and a bottle of vimto to hand won't be getting a look in?

Date: 2006-10-20 12:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zenmeisterin.livejournal.com
Vimto? Ugh! No way!

Date: 2006-10-20 10:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elbly.livejournal.com
Sexy? Hmmm... well some stuff I won't tell you because... well I just won't... but...

on a man:
1. large hands - preferably a little callused from manual labour
2. large arms - see above
3. body hair - but not neck and back!
4. confidence
5. consideration - manners indeed maketh the man!
6. a well cut suit
7. a cheeky smile
8. Long hair!!!!!

on a woman:
1. curves - a little extra flesh is a good thing.
2. a combination of confidence and coyness
3. a rounded bottom
4. sizable breasts (c+) - I'm sorry, I don't like them small.
5. good dress sense
6. shorter than me
7. beautiful hair - preferably medium to long

Re: topical

Date: 2006-10-20 11:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
When did you start fancying members of the IRA?

Re: topical

Date: 2006-10-20 11:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vulgarcriminal.livejournal.com
Wrong color!



Mmm. Don't you just want to stroke that? SO HOT.

Re: topical

Date: 2006-10-20 11:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vulgarcriminal.livejournal.com
It's all in the eyelids.

Re: topical

Date: 2006-10-20 11:52 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Ninja perv.

Re: topical

Date: 2006-10-20 11:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vulgarcriminal.livejournal.com
Definitely. Nothing does it for me more than immense amounts of black clothing.

Date: 2006-10-20 12:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com
Generally: dark eyes, long hair, curly hair (double points if both, triple if in addition brunette or auburn), curves (skinny isn't sexy)

Date: 2006-10-20 12:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
dark eyes, long hair, curly hair (double points if both, triple if in addition brunette or auburn), curves

Mmmmmmmmm, I know just what you mean...

Date: 2006-10-20 12:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com
My eyes!!

Actually, I know a pretty good role model already.

Date: 2006-10-20 01:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
For a horrible moment I thought you were going to link to the photo of me stuffing cake into my face which I know you have.

Date: 2006-10-20 12:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hiromasaki.livejournal.com
Hmmm...

- Curves
- Agility (The type where just walking across the room you KNOW she's got 14+ DEX.)
- Long Hair, preferably mostly-straight, Brown, Raven, Red in preferential order
- Intelligence
- Curves (The particular type that looks soo good in a low-cut or tight shirt, large side of proportional.)

That's about all I can think of for right now...

Date: 2006-10-20 12:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
The type where just walking across the room you KNOW she's got 14+ DEX.)

You need to work on soundin gless like a character from KODT, you know :p

Date: 2006-10-20 11:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] calligrafiti.livejournal.com
As far as you're concerned, what is sexy?

A deep, baritone voice. If the person with it is fairly articulate, all the better.

Date: 2006-10-21 01:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kcontheroad.livejournal.com
Intelligence
Voice
Humour
Confidence (not arrogance)
A sense of adventure

A sexy action from a man (assuming we've met. It doesn't work with strangers.) -- I walk into the room, he looks at me, and clearly LIKES what he sees. He doesn't have to say a word. The look will do it.

I'm influenced by sound more than by sight, so the voice is much more important to me than what he looks like.

Date: 2006-10-23 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gwaunquest.livejournal.com
People tell me I'm sexy - well slur it usually and wink unsucessfully with bloodshot droopy eyes- then fall over. But what the hell! I'm 50, grey hairs are taking over, major body parts are heading south, I've so many stretch marks and varicose viens my body looks like a releif map of Bangldesh.I know this and yet I wear a leather outfit to LARPs and somhow the camera lies. Judge for yourself.
www.gwaunquest.com
Conception write up.
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