More six word summaries.

[davywavy]

The thing about this ‘six word fiction’ idea is that is possible to have fun with pretty much any genre. Whilst doing horror yesterday it quickly became clear that there are so many other genres out there and I couldn’t resist giving more of the wide and exciting variety of different works of fiction a quick once-over as well.

Porn: Washing machine repairman has oversized tool.
Mills and Boon romance: Handsome, wealthy doctor seeks unsatisfied housewife.
Science Fiction: This is all your fault, Skywalker.
Wuthering Heights: He’s insane, but I love him.
William Shakespeare (Comedy): You’re really a girl? Guess what!
William Shakespeare (Politics): You're a Plantagenet? Tough luck.
William Shakespeare (Tragedy): Whatever witches tell you, ignore it.
Greek Tragedy: You’re my father? Then she’s…uh-oh.
American Soap Opera: Everybody’s rich and shagging each other.
British Soap Opera: Everybody’s poor and shagging each other.
Labour Party Manifesto: Everything bad is the Tories’ fault.
HP Lovecraft: Don’t open that! Oh, too late.
Westerns: The stranger rode in at noon.
A Christmas Carol: Entrepreneur driven insane by ghostly torment.
Michael Crichton: Reanimated Dinosaurs? What could go wrong?
Livejournal: Life suxX0rs. Fanfic, my cat, squeee!

Comments

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I suspect that the lack of profanity is s hort-term glitch. Normally when he's behind a keyboard he acts like he's got tourettes of the fingers.

[(Anonymous)]

Let's see eh? I wager a fiver his next post is, at least, devoid of witless profanity.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Post on LJ? Or post to me?
If I take the bet he'll write about flowers and bunnies, just to cost me money.

[(Anonymous)]

Post here.

Fiver a bit rich for you? howsabout 20p?