Winnie the Pooh and the blustery day.

[davywavy]

"I'm sorry, sir, but I don't see you on the guest list."
"Great God, man!", thundered the little animal. "Do you know who I am? I'm Winston T. Pooh, and I'm a very important bear in the Hundred Acre Wood! If you don't let me in, I'll see that Owl hers about it. What do you think of that, hmn?"
"Your name isn't on the list, sir."
"If you don't let me past there'll be Hell to pay, you mark my words. I'm a very good friend of Christopher Robin, you know."
"Sorry, sir."
Poohs face turned bright red and he leant over, breath heavy with the smell of potent honey. "You haven't heard the last of this, my good man. Mark my words, I'll have your guts for garters". And with that he strutted away.

Comments

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

"You were improperly dressed anyway" muttered the doorman under his breath, eyeing the bear's arse as it bounced along below his red t-shirt.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_grimtales_/]

Bear arse. Subtle, but effective.

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[theoldcatlady.livejournal.com]

I love it. You must write an entire series. ;-)

[gwaunquest.livejournal.com]

I want to know where he was being excluded from so that I can start a campaign to have the place closed down. There should be room for Pooh at every establishment in the land.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

It was "Kanga's pouch" a hip new joint frequented by Hundred Acre Wood luminaries such as Tigger and Eeyore(both recently banned after being caught taking crystal meth in the toilet).

[gwaunquest.livejournal.com]

Right a letter to the Times will be on it's way. I blame the Labour government.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

They're to blame for most things, I find.

[(Anonymous)]

Tigger assures me his tail "Never fails" - Keep up the ice & it will, my boy.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

They all say that until it's too, too late.

[gwaunquest.livejournal.com]

Apparently there have been several similar incidents over the past few weeks.
Paddington Bear was refused entry to the Harrods Food Hall. A be-Kilted employee was seen to forcibly remove the Marmarlade sandwich from beneath his hat with scathing comments about bringing in inferior brands.
Big Ted was arrested at an Internet Cafe with allegations of cub pornography.
Most worrying of all was an unsubstantiated report of a red cheecked youth wearing an all in one striped suit, leaning over the parapet of Vauxhall Bridge dangling a piece of ribbon.
This is no picnic for Teddy Bears.