[Politics] Ethical Investment
Jan. 15th, 2007 09:47 amThe latest buzz term in investment is ethical investing. I first encountered this as a concept about fifteen years ago whilst talking to someone about their investment portfolio and having them tell me about how they wouldn't put thier money into things that they disagreed with, like weapons manufacturers and so forth. However, as time has gone on ethical investment has gone from being a personal decision like that was to being big business - I doubt any major financial institution now doesn't offer ethical investment opportunities, from Green Funds to full-on Ethical investment right through to the slightly off-centre Blue fund for US Democrats.
You might have seen the news the other day regarding the ongoing fallout of the recent 'cash for peerages' scandal-ette which is that whilst the Conservative Party appears to have had a bumper few months and cleared it's outstanding cashflow shortage though donations, the Labour Party is still some £12m in debt. As the Guardian noted on December 17th, "More than £20m in debt, if Labour were a company, the party would now be calling in the receivers."
Whilst an interesting question would be what the constitional implications are if the ruling party of the day were to declare bankruptcy, this won't happen - Labour will fight back out of it's financial black hole through a mix of donations and loans. The difference is that now loans must be declared and charged at commercial rates, and with the recent hike in interest rates, commercial rates are about 7.5%.
And it's this that gave me my latest cracking wheeze. With commercial interest rates of 7.5%, a £10,000 loan over a 5-year term will carry about £50-60 per month in interest as well as payments to reduce capital. With this in mind, I'll be setting up a fund whose investment strategy will be to lend money to the Labour party because, when you think about it, there's no more ethical investment you can make. Every £10,000 lent to Labour will take nigh £3-4000 out of their coffers which otherwise they would waste on haircuts for Cherie, pies for Prescott and fighting elections - none of which I think are things anyone would really want to encourage them to do.
Thus the more money I lend to Labour, the higher my return and the less money the Labour party has to actually spend. Indeed, if I lend the party enough money it will actually put them out of business altogether, and I doubt anyone can think of a more decent, ethical way of spending your money than the destruction of the Labour Party.
I'm planning on calling this the Bankrupt The Labour Party Mutual Benefical and Friendly Society and shall be seeking investors.
The BTLPMB&S. It's good for the planet, it's good for the country, and it's good for you. Who's in?
You might have seen the news the other day regarding the ongoing fallout of the recent 'cash for peerages' scandal-ette which is that whilst the Conservative Party appears to have had a bumper few months and cleared it's outstanding cashflow shortage though donations, the Labour Party is still some £12m in debt. As the Guardian noted on December 17th, "More than £20m in debt, if Labour were a company, the party would now be calling in the receivers."
Whilst an interesting question would be what the constitional implications are if the ruling party of the day were to declare bankruptcy, this won't happen - Labour will fight back out of it's financial black hole through a mix of donations and loans. The difference is that now loans must be declared and charged at commercial rates, and with the recent hike in interest rates, commercial rates are about 7.5%.
And it's this that gave me my latest cracking wheeze. With commercial interest rates of 7.5%, a £10,000 loan over a 5-year term will carry about £50-60 per month in interest as well as payments to reduce capital. With this in mind, I'll be setting up a fund whose investment strategy will be to lend money to the Labour party because, when you think about it, there's no more ethical investment you can make. Every £10,000 lent to Labour will take nigh £3-4000 out of their coffers which otherwise they would waste on haircuts for Cherie, pies for Prescott and fighting elections - none of which I think are things anyone would really want to encourage them to do.
Thus the more money I lend to Labour, the higher my return and the less money the Labour party has to actually spend. Indeed, if I lend the party enough money it will actually put them out of business altogether, and I doubt anyone can think of a more decent, ethical way of spending your money than the destruction of the Labour Party.
I'm planning on calling this the Bankrupt The Labour Party Mutual Benefical and Friendly Society and shall be seeking investors.
The BTLPMB&S. It's good for the planet, it's good for the country, and it's good for you. Who's in?
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Date: 2007-01-15 11:26 am (UTC)If you pay people to do stuff then they'll do it, and effectively tax rates are a means of paying organisations to do business in your territory. High taxes only hurt the little organisations, because the big operations can just leave.
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Date: 2007-01-15 11:29 am (UTC)Anti-globalisation, for example, penalises Vietnamese peasants who might want to earn 5 time the average national wage by telling them they're not allowed to.
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Date: 2007-01-15 11:33 am (UTC)The lesson: everything's a bit shit, really.
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Date: 2007-01-15 11:38 am (UTC)I understand why unions support ideas like demanding higher wages overseas; it's certainly an excellent piece of protectionism for their home members as it stops manufacturing leaving home markets. However, it's actively detrimental for the people who actually want and need the work overseas.
But still, Vietnamese peasants like standing in paddy fields so best leave them there and protect ourselves first.
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Date: 2007-01-15 11:42 am (UTC)I think the point is that, from an egalitarian point of view, the point at which it becomes economical to work ought to be the same world-wide, because anything else is to say that it's OK for people in Place X to live in worse conditions than those in Place Y.
You can take wages outta competition without removing competition; indeed, it might actually promote more local industries to spring up in places like Vietnam as it becomes more economical to produce the consumer goods there than it would be to import them. So, basically, these policies provide opportunities for entrepreneurs, and you can't say fairer than that...*grin*
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Date: 2007-01-15 11:47 am (UTC)The transportation costs from Vietnam to the US would make it less cost effective?
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Date: 2007-01-15 11:51 am (UTC)A Vietnamese-based producer of similar articles would be able to massively undercut that current model of production, and thus there's an opportunity right there for all kinds of Vietnamese entrepreneurship. The only real way for the old school to compete would be to drive up the quality of their goods.
See? Competition without having to drive down wages.
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Date: 2007-01-15 05:21 pm (UTC)Vietnamese worker DOES get much less- but comparative to their standard of living gets much more.
Lets simplify this- you do the same office job in London or here in Devon. In Devon you get paid much less. Why? Cost of living is less. Therefore you need less cash. But STANDARD of living is now higher because the job by Devon standards is well paid.
Anti-Globalisation is one of the great fallacies of our time. It's not about stopping the exploitation of developing nations- but the 'safety cushion' for developed nations.
Demand better rights for workers in Vietnam, know what will happenb. China will offer to take the buisness- their workers do NOT protest.
So the company moves. You gonna stump up the cash for the Veitnamese workers now out of their high paying (by local standrds) job? No? Folks were willing to force others to pay 'em more, but now the paycheck is gone, we don't wanna? And why won;t we allow Veitnamese produce be sold for the same price as UK produce? Why DO we have subsidies for anything? Isn't THAT racism- subsidisng our own so they can compete with others?
The lesson is right- everything is a bit shit. But since its EVERYTHING we have to ask- what makes it shit? The reality of the situation or our view of it.
Africa has the fastest growing economies on Earth- more millionaries are emerging on that continent than any other.
And the ultimate poo thing- China- remains as a balwark agsint any and all idealism. As long as it remains as it is- NO Western paternalistic methods of 'helping' are gonna work. EVER.
You gotta look at the context- gotta include cost of living. Remember the fastest growing global markets for luxery goods are to be found in India and China. A LOT of people are getting real rich out there. And both those nations are what were called 'third world' nations...
Just some thoughts dude...
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Date: 2007-01-16 01:56 pm (UTC)And most of the time, we end up arguing ideology anyway...
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Date: 2007-01-16 02:08 pm (UTC)I'm arguing a principle; when I'm in a position to enact that principle, then I'll be able to develop the solution to the (entirely legitimate) problems you raise.
I tend to agree with you about subsidies, as it happens, but I am totally opposed to the competition on the basis of labour costs which goes on currently.
The number of millionaires in a given area is a really bad measure of, well, anything aside from the number of millionaires. And it doesn't matter how fast the economy is growing; what actually matters is the standard of living of everyone in that area. To be a bit cheesy, people must always come before profit.
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Date: 2007-01-15 11:33 am (UTC)Democracy works best when both government & electorate have bargaining chips, and it's impressive how fast Nulabour has devalued the electorate.
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Date: 2007-01-15 11:40 am (UTC)About 10 years ago I met one of Boatengs aides on a train, & gave him an earful about how comprehensive education excludes the able poor from good education, and he confided to me that Labour knew this, but Comprehensive education is a sacred cow, and it's better to sacrifce the future welfare of thousands rather than admit they were wrong.
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Date: 2007-01-15 11:44 am (UTC)If you raised the standard of Comprehensive education then everyone wins...
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Date: 2007-01-15 01:59 pm (UTC)I know you're an enthusiast for the throwing good money after bad economic forms, but I think looking at what has changed in the education system to result in declining standards and then changing them is probably more economically effective than simply chucking money at problems in the hope that they'll go away, when history demonstrates they didn't go away last time money was thrown at them.
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