It lives! It lives!

[davywavy]

You might have noticed that John Prescott has been in hospital for the last few days as the consequences of his debauched lifestyle at yours and my expense catch up with him.
According to doctors he is now 'capable of sitting up and standing unaided'.

I don't believe that for a moment.

Comments

[raggedhalo.livejournal.com]

They probably take a certain amount of corsetry and scaffolding as a default in his case...

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I reckon he'll need half a dozen orderlies pulling on his arms just to get him upright.

[raggedhalo.livejournal.com]

I doubt it's his arms they tug on.

*shudders*

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

I can just see him in one of those flying ring like Baron Harkonnen had...

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I want that photoshopped. Right now.

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

There isn't that much difference between the two in the first place. Observe:
and

And those were the first two first image hits I got, respectively.

[fonnparr.livejournal.com]

I tried, I can't sit up and stand at the same time - aided or not.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Jackie Chan does it in Drunken Master?

[elbly.livejournal.com]

Shame! I was hoping for an early end!