David crashes his car

[davywavy]

You know how it is with these momentary lapses of concentration. One moment you're driving along, happily singing along to Tygertailz' greatest hits and eyeing up the shapely derrieres of passing ladies and the next you're staring at the crumpled rear end of the car in front of you and feeling somewhat the worse for wear.
You can't help but feel even more guilty when the driver of the car in front gets out and he turns out to be not much more than 4' tall - a dwarf, no less. I wound down my window and he walked up and looked in.
"I'm not happy", he said.
"Really?" I asked. "Which one are you then?"


Thank you, I'm here all week.

Comments

[elbly.livejournal.com]

boom boom

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

The lives of my friends list would be cold and empty without me.

[(Anonymous)]

You're like Chubby Brown you are.

Only not brown.

[elbly.livejournal.com]

Now THAT'S funny!

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Oi! You're supposed to be on my side!

[elbly.livejournal.com]

That was never in the contract!

Was it?

Goes off to double check the contract

[gnommi.livejournal.com]

hahahahah *rimshot*

[elbly.livejournal.com]

If it wasn't for the gossip in some of the communities I'm a part of then yes, I would feel a chill breeze almost daily.

[ukmonty.livejournal.com]

urggggggggggg

Stevenage Deserves you

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Cinema tonight?

[gnommi.livejournal.com]

OUCH! MY SPLEEN!
MY SPLEEN, LET ME VENT IT

[mrmmarc.livejournal.com]

Excellent!
Crash a car AND insult the driver!
LOL

This is a good day!

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

My God...the driver...it was YOU!!!!!

[mrmmarc.livejournal.com]

(laughs)

Very funny.
Indeed.







(tell me, would you like to die quickly, or would you prefer to be screaming and begging for mercy before I send your soul to hell?)

you are SO goin' to hell.

[kormantic.livejournal.com]

::cracks up::

I hope you both are uninjured and that insurance will clear everything up.