Great conversations of our time

[davywavy]

Me: You should be pleased he fancied you! Not every girl is lucky enough to have men offering them carnal favours at the drop of a hat, you know.
Her: He did not 'offer me carnal favours'.
Me: What did he do, then?
Her: It was like walking past a butchers and having someone throw a pig at me.

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[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I do that to all the girls, you know.