Actually, the small child in question was terrified I might devour her cuddly toy ("You can't eat Toto! You can't!"), but it turned out I was a friendly tiger who preferred jelly beans and being stroked, so that was all right.
You have to teach small children that stroking tigers is a good idea when they're young - it's a valuable lesson for the next time they get taken to the zoo.
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GTFO!
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http://www.boingboing.net/2007/09/25/furries-vs-klingons.html
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